What’s the best excuse for missing homework you’ve heard?
“I forgot to pay the electricity bill and had no power, so my WiFi stopped working.” — Spanish teacher Jarjour Hernandez
If possible, would you trade lives with your pet? What would be the first thing you do?
“I would not trade lives with my koi fish. I think it would be depressing and boring,” — sophomore Keira Sturzu
If you were a billionaire, what’s the most unnecessary thing you’d buy?
“I would hire someone to buy me concert tickets so I wouldn’t have to wait in the queue.” — junior Isabelle Jadali
If you had to play a whole basketball game wearing a costume, what would you choose?
“Stilts.” — sophomore Edward Chee
If you had to pick someone to survive a zombie apocalypse with, who would it be?
“I would pick Emma Williams because she would sacrifice everyone else so we could live.” — junior Payton Steffen
What is the best flying animal?
“The best flying animal is a chicken because they have potential to fly that they haven’t yet tapped into.” — junior Emma Williams
What’s your least favorite pizza topping?
“Pineapple because fruit doesn’t belong with tomato and bread.“ — sophomore Allie Gupta
What’s your favorite kind of stationery?
“Japanese kawaii stationery.” — sophomore Magnus Lin
What ice cream flavor should exist?
“Clash Royale flavored ice cream,” — sophomore Micah Tang
If you were to write a book, what would it be about?
“A dystopian love story.” — freshman Samantha Weber
What sea creature would you be, if you could choose?
“A whale. They’re the biggest creatures in the world, they’re chill and just swim and they can be underwater for hours. If I’m hungry I can just open my mouth and that’s it, nom nom.” — sophomore Sehuj Nirman
What would be your spy codename?
“‘Ms. Wu.’” — sophomore Caleb Wu
What’s the biggest animal you think you could beat in a fight?
“Put me up against a wolf. They can’t get me with the claws because they can’t lift them that high. I could sacrifice my left arm to the mouth, gouge out the eyes and roundhouse kick it in the head. It would hurt and I’d be badly injured but I could do it.” — sophomore Sehuj Nirman
What would be your last meal?
“A Chick Fil A chicken sandwich and fries meal with a lemonade, Persian spaghetti with a big glass of water, and parmesan boneless wings and ranch from Wingstop. Oh, and for dessert, a truffle chocolate and a cookie.” — junior Ramila Pourshafie
Favorite Disney movie?
“Frozen.” — freshman Andy Li
Can you name more than 10 US presidents, living or dead?
“Nah.” — freshman Andy Li
Would you rather go back in time or into the future?
“Back in time to change my past.” — sophomore Achyut Karthikeyn
What would you title your memoir?
“Being a Unicorn in a World Full of Horses.” — sophomore Jayden Mar
If you could have any job without getting the credentials, what would it be?
“An NBA mascot.” — freshman Irakli Kekelia
What is the worst advice you have ever given or received?
“Don’t study.” — freshman Irakli Kekelia
What’s the wildest conspiracy theory you believe?
“The moon landing was fake.” — freshman Irakli Kekelia
