
Courtesy of WikiHow
Failing to get huzz is sad, but not trying is sadder.Are you a single pringle? Do you want a prom date but don’t know where to start? Look no further than this guide to get huzz for prom.
- Be performative
Who doesn’t love an advent matcha drinker and a Keshi enthusiast? Look no further than the performative male OR female who are the ones who always fit into society — maybe a little too much.
- Take an underclassman
This does not apply to those who are 18 or above. What’re they going to do? Say no? PAH, nonsense. Who doesn’t love the Great Gatsby theme?
- Get “rizzy” by sending the wave button on TikTok DMs “accidentally” to start an online conversation
Based on a true story (no really, it happened) and it worked! Welcome to modern-day communication.
- On Instagram notes, ask “ds any1 wanna go 2 prom w me?” all lowercase
Not just anyone, EVERYONE, wants to be your prom date — you just have to announce that you’re single and very ready to mingle.
- Steal someone else’s situationship
Looking for both love and revenge? Steal your enemies’ situationship, the gray area between a casual hookup and a committed relationship!
- Ask someone else’s mom or dad
Asking judgey teens is scary, so ask their parents for permission to steal their kid for the day. Not only do you get a date, you get a side of life advice and wisdom.
- Bring your favorite body pillow
Anime, k-pop idols and video game characters all work — the more fictional, the better. Who cares what other people think when you have the perfect person right under your arm?
- Ask your homeboy or homegirl to hook you up with someone
Step one: draw them a picture of your ideal type. Step two: let them cook.
- Ask to go “as friends”
Put yourself in the friend-zone willingly before they do — no confession, no rejection!
- Play the long game
It takes blood, sweat and tears to get to this finish line. But hey! You’ll get a prom date and a lifelong partner in the end.































colume • May 18, 2026 at 2:20 pm
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