- You must be a mitochondrion, because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Probably the only thing I remembered in extreme detail from biology, and now it’s used as a pickup line. Guess I’ve been running on ATP and you alone (probably some coffee as well).
- Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Hope you and your crush remember the radioactive decay formulas before you use this one!
- Are you a noble gas? Because you take my breath away.
They say noble gases are inert atoms, but I can’t manage to stay still when I’m next to you. Does that mean I’m unstable?
- Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!
Na, I’m serious. I literally can’t live without you in my system. Also, probably half of the foods in the world would just be flavorless.
- My favorite element on the periodic table is uranium, because I am in love with U.
I’m devastated by how they’ve locked you in a concrete prison, harvesting you as you’re forcefully put into nuclear fission! … maybe I’m growing critically insane.
- Can I have your 10 numerically-significant digits?
Significant figures haunt us even after the Honors Chemistry Unit 1 test. Just don’t forget their rules … especially when you’re entering your newly-acquired contact.
- If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
I’m not being obtuse, trust me. Even if you aren’t an acute triangle, you’d still be the “right” one for me!
- Have I seen you in class? I think we have chemistry together!
I think it’s fate! Or maybe a result of begging my counselor on my knees to change my schedule.
- Don’t deny it: I know you can travel at the speed of light! I figured, because time always seems to stop whenever I see you.
And it’s kind of ironic how every class I have with you seems to fly by … Hopefully, I remembered what the teacher was talking about — just maybe.
- Are you my Schrödinger’s crush? Because I won’t know if you like me back until I ask, so I guess I’ll find out …
Schrödinger never knew what happened to his beloved imaginary cat, but I bet this is a sign that you should find out if your crush likes you back!
