10. Senior trip
The long-awaited taste of freedom seniors wait for when they graduate. Everyone wants to blow off $10K on vacation with their friends before spending $100K on tuition next year.
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10. “K.C. Undercover” (2015-2018)
Any show with Zendaya in it is an immediate yes — especially if she’s a spunky spy with a black belt.
9. “Girl Meets World” (2014-2017)
In...
10. “Catch-22” by Joseph Heller (1961)
If you fly, you’re insane. If you don’t fly, you’re sane. You can only stop flying if you are insane. The Pacific Theatre of the Second World War was...
10. Artificial turf geese
I never see them.
9. Swimming pool geese
I’ve never had to swim in the pool, but I imagine the geese feathers to be quite unpleasant to swim in. They also poop all...
10. Oop, there’s a bug on you!
It’s an age-old classic for a reason. Those pesky mosquitoes!
9. It’s a slapping competition.
Don’t we all have a little bit of masochist...
10. Water fountain water
Those fountains feel like blessings when I haven’t drank water in the past few hours. Still, I tend to avoid them for sanitation purposes.
9. Sugar water
Sweetness...
10. Lying
Liar liar pants on fire. If you’re still lying about not taking the last piece of pizza, too late because I already saw you take it.
9. Gatekeeping
Oh, so you don’t...
10. The knock-knock joker
My face muscles are sore from faking laughs, and soon we’ll have to suffer the painfully awkward silence that speaks volumes about how unfunny you actually sound (no offense)....
