Top 10 things to do as a senior March 8, 2024 — by Victoria Lin 10. Senior trip The long-awaited taste of freedom seniors wait for when they graduate. Everyone wants to blow off $10K on vacation with their friends before spending $100K on tuition next year. 9. Scare juniors I just love telling juniors how difficult college applications are. 8. Visit colleges The teachers will really appreciate the random […] read more » Top 10: non-animated kids TV shows February 8, 2024 — by Kavya Patel 10. “K.C. Undercover” (2015-2018) Any show with Zendaya in it is an immediate yes — especially if she’s a spunky spy with a black belt. 9. “Girl Meets World” (2014-2017) In elementary school, all I wanted was to be like Riley when I went to middle school. My friends and I also became thoroughly obsessed […] read more » Top 10 classic novels: what to know if you haven’t read them yet January 31, 2024 — by Alan Cai 10. “Catch-22” by Joseph Heller (1961) If you fly, you’re insane. If you don’t fly, you’re sane. You can only stop flying if you are insane. The Pacific Theatre of the Second World War was a turbulent scene for pilots. During the grueling shifts and long nights, nobody wanted to fly the missions. Yet, the […] read more » Top 10 ways to justifiably slap your friends January 16, 2024 — by Jonny Luo 10. Oop, there’s a bug on you! It’s an age-old classic for a reason. Those pesky mosquitoes! 9. It’s a slapping competition. Don’t we all have a little bit of masochist inside of us? And I’m winning this competition. 8. Stop sleeping in class! I know it’s almost second semester, but you can’t be doing […] read more » Top 10: Geese on campus January 16, 2024 — by Nicole Lee 10. Artificial turf geese I never see them. 9. Swimming pool geese I’ve never had to swim in the pool, but I imagine the geese feathers to be quite unpleasant to swim in. They also poop all over the pool deck — quite nasty, especially when you’re walking around barefoot. 8. Packs of geese Looks […] read more » Top 10: Types of Water January 8, 2024 — by Florence Wei 10. Water fountain water Those fountains feel like blessings when I haven’t drank water in the past few hours. Still, I tend to avoid them for sanitation purposes. 9. Sugar water Sweetness is good in small doses, but when I take a sip of sugar water, I can’t even taste anything else. It’s best we […] read more » Top 10 manipulative behaviors December 14, 2023 — by Victoria Lin 10. Lying Liar liar pants on fire. If you’re still lying about not taking the last piece of pizza, too late because I already saw you take it. 9. Gatekeeping Oh, so you don’t want me to find this really underground artist with only 1,237 streams on Spotify? Oh, her name’s Olivia Rodrigo? How basic. […] read more » Top 10: people to leave out of your Thanksgiving dinner invites November 25, 2023 — by Amy Luo 10. The knock-knock joker My face muscles are sore from faking laughs, and soon we’ll have to suffer the painfully awkward silence that speaks volumes about how unfunny you actually sound (no offense). Please don’t knock on my door on Thanksgiving day. 9. The Instagram influencer Phones eat first? I think not. I will be […] read more »
Top 10: non-animated kids TV shows February 8, 2024 — by Kavya Patel 10. “K.C. Undercover” (2015-2018) Any show with Zendaya in it is an immediate yes — especially if she’s a spunky spy with a black belt. 9. “Girl Meets World” (2014-2017) In elementary school, all I wanted was to be like Riley when I went to middle school. My friends and I also became thoroughly obsessed […] read more » Top 10 classic novels: what to know if you haven’t read them yet January 31, 2024 — by Alan Cai 10. “Catch-22” by Joseph Heller (1961) If you fly, you’re insane. If you don’t fly, you’re sane. You can only stop flying if you are insane. The Pacific Theatre of the Second World War was a turbulent scene for pilots. During the grueling shifts and long nights, nobody wanted to fly the missions. Yet, the […] read more » Top 10 ways to justifiably slap your friends January 16, 2024 — by Jonny Luo 10. Oop, there’s a bug on you! It’s an age-old classic for a reason. Those pesky mosquitoes! 9. It’s a slapping competition. Don’t we all have a little bit of masochist inside of us? And I’m winning this competition. 8. Stop sleeping in class! I know it’s almost second semester, but you can’t be doing […] read more » Top 10: Geese on campus January 16, 2024 — by Nicole Lee 10. Artificial turf geese I never see them. 9. Swimming pool geese I’ve never had to swim in the pool, but I imagine the geese feathers to be quite unpleasant to swim in. They also poop all over the pool deck — quite nasty, especially when you’re walking around barefoot. 8. Packs of geese Looks […] read more » Top 10: Types of Water January 8, 2024 — by Florence Wei 10. Water fountain water Those fountains feel like blessings when I haven’t drank water in the past few hours. Still, I tend to avoid them for sanitation purposes. 9. Sugar water Sweetness is good in small doses, but when I take a sip of sugar water, I can’t even taste anything else. It’s best we […] read more » Top 10 manipulative behaviors December 14, 2023 — by Victoria Lin 10. Lying Liar liar pants on fire. If you’re still lying about not taking the last piece of pizza, too late because I already saw you take it. 9. Gatekeeping Oh, so you don’t want me to find this really underground artist with only 1,237 streams on Spotify? Oh, her name’s Olivia Rodrigo? How basic. […] read more » Top 10: people to leave out of your Thanksgiving dinner invites November 25, 2023 — by Amy Luo 10. The knock-knock joker My face muscles are sore from faking laughs, and soon we’ll have to suffer the painfully awkward silence that speaks volumes about how unfunny you actually sound (no offense). Please don’t knock on my door on Thanksgiving day. 9. The Instagram influencer Phones eat first? I think not. I will be […] read more »
Top 10 classic novels: what to know if you haven’t read them yet January 31, 2024 — by Alan Cai 10. “Catch-22” by Joseph Heller (1961) If you fly, you’re insane. If you don’t fly, you’re sane. You can only stop flying if you are insane. The Pacific Theatre of the Second World War was a turbulent scene for pilots. During the grueling shifts and long nights, nobody wanted to fly the missions. Yet, the […] read more » Top 10 ways to justifiably slap your friends January 16, 2024 — by Jonny Luo 10. Oop, there’s a bug on you! It’s an age-old classic for a reason. Those pesky mosquitoes! 9. It’s a slapping competition. Don’t we all have a little bit of masochist inside of us? And I’m winning this competition. 8. Stop sleeping in class! I know it’s almost second semester, but you can’t be doing […] read more » Top 10: Geese on campus January 16, 2024 — by Nicole Lee 10. Artificial turf geese I never see them. 9. Swimming pool geese I’ve never had to swim in the pool, but I imagine the geese feathers to be quite unpleasant to swim in. They also poop all over the pool deck — quite nasty, especially when you’re walking around barefoot. 8. Packs of geese Looks […] read more » Top 10: Types of Water January 8, 2024 — by Florence Wei 10. Water fountain water Those fountains feel like blessings when I haven’t drank water in the past few hours. Still, I tend to avoid them for sanitation purposes. 9. Sugar water Sweetness is good in small doses, but when I take a sip of sugar water, I can’t even taste anything else. It’s best we […] read more » Top 10 manipulative behaviors December 14, 2023 — by Victoria Lin 10. Lying Liar liar pants on fire. If you’re still lying about not taking the last piece of pizza, too late because I already saw you take it. 9. Gatekeeping Oh, so you don’t want me to find this really underground artist with only 1,237 streams on Spotify? Oh, her name’s Olivia Rodrigo? How basic. […] read more » Top 10: people to leave out of your Thanksgiving dinner invites November 25, 2023 — by Amy Luo 10. The knock-knock joker My face muscles are sore from faking laughs, and soon we’ll have to suffer the painfully awkward silence that speaks volumes about how unfunny you actually sound (no offense). Please don’t knock on my door on Thanksgiving day. 9. The Instagram influencer Phones eat first? I think not. I will be […] read more »
Top 10 ways to justifiably slap your friends January 16, 2024 — by Jonny Luo 10. Oop, there’s a bug on you! It’s an age-old classic for a reason. Those pesky mosquitoes! 9. It’s a slapping competition. Don’t we all have a little bit of masochist inside of us? And I’m winning this competition. 8. Stop sleeping in class! I know it’s almost second semester, but you can’t be doing […] read more » Top 10: Geese on campus January 16, 2024 — by Nicole Lee 10. Artificial turf geese I never see them. 9. Swimming pool geese I’ve never had to swim in the pool, but I imagine the geese feathers to be quite unpleasant to swim in. They also poop all over the pool deck — quite nasty, especially when you’re walking around barefoot. 8. Packs of geese Looks […] read more » Top 10: Types of Water January 8, 2024 — by Florence Wei 10. Water fountain water Those fountains feel like blessings when I haven’t drank water in the past few hours. Still, I tend to avoid them for sanitation purposes. 9. Sugar water Sweetness is good in small doses, but when I take a sip of sugar water, I can’t even taste anything else. It’s best we […] read more » Top 10 manipulative behaviors December 14, 2023 — by Victoria Lin 10. Lying Liar liar pants on fire. If you’re still lying about not taking the last piece of pizza, too late because I already saw you take it. 9. Gatekeeping Oh, so you don’t want me to find this really underground artist with only 1,237 streams on Spotify? Oh, her name’s Olivia Rodrigo? How basic. […] read more » Top 10: people to leave out of your Thanksgiving dinner invites November 25, 2023 — by Amy Luo 10. The knock-knock joker My face muscles are sore from faking laughs, and soon we’ll have to suffer the painfully awkward silence that speaks volumes about how unfunny you actually sound (no offense). Please don’t knock on my door on Thanksgiving day. 9. The Instagram influencer Phones eat first? I think not. I will be […] read more »
Top 10: Geese on campus January 16, 2024 — by Nicole Lee 10. Artificial turf geese I never see them. 9. Swimming pool geese I’ve never had to swim in the pool, but I imagine the geese feathers to be quite unpleasant to swim in. They also poop all over the pool deck — quite nasty, especially when you’re walking around barefoot. 8. Packs of geese Looks […] read more » Top 10: Types of Water January 8, 2024 — by Florence Wei 10. Water fountain water Those fountains feel like blessings when I haven’t drank water in the past few hours. Still, I tend to avoid them for sanitation purposes. 9. Sugar water Sweetness is good in small doses, but when I take a sip of sugar water, I can’t even taste anything else. It’s best we […] read more » Top 10 manipulative behaviors December 14, 2023 — by Victoria Lin 10. Lying Liar liar pants on fire. If you’re still lying about not taking the last piece of pizza, too late because I already saw you take it. 9. Gatekeeping Oh, so you don’t want me to find this really underground artist with only 1,237 streams on Spotify? Oh, her name’s Olivia Rodrigo? How basic. […] read more » Top 10: people to leave out of your Thanksgiving dinner invites November 25, 2023 — by Amy Luo 10. The knock-knock joker My face muscles are sore from faking laughs, and soon we’ll have to suffer the painfully awkward silence that speaks volumes about how unfunny you actually sound (no offense). Please don’t knock on my door on Thanksgiving day. 9. The Instagram influencer Phones eat first? I think not. I will be […] read more »
Top 10: Types of Water January 8, 2024 — by Florence Wei 10. Water fountain water Those fountains feel like blessings when I haven’t drank water in the past few hours. Still, I tend to avoid them for sanitation purposes. 9. Sugar water Sweetness is good in small doses, but when I take a sip of sugar water, I can’t even taste anything else. It’s best we […] read more » Top 10 manipulative behaviors December 14, 2023 — by Victoria Lin 10. Lying Liar liar pants on fire. If you’re still lying about not taking the last piece of pizza, too late because I already saw you take it. 9. Gatekeeping Oh, so you don’t want me to find this really underground artist with only 1,237 streams on Spotify? Oh, her name’s Olivia Rodrigo? How basic. […] read more » Top 10: people to leave out of your Thanksgiving dinner invites November 25, 2023 — by Amy Luo 10. The knock-knock joker My face muscles are sore from faking laughs, and soon we’ll have to suffer the painfully awkward silence that speaks volumes about how unfunny you actually sound (no offense). Please don’t knock on my door on Thanksgiving day. 9. The Instagram influencer Phones eat first? I think not. I will be […] read more »
Top 10 manipulative behaviors December 14, 2023 — by Victoria Lin 10. Lying Liar liar pants on fire. If you’re still lying about not taking the last piece of pizza, too late because I already saw you take it. 9. Gatekeeping Oh, so you don’t want me to find this really underground artist with only 1,237 streams on Spotify? Oh, her name’s Olivia Rodrigo? How basic. […] read more » Top 10: people to leave out of your Thanksgiving dinner invites November 25, 2023 — by Amy Luo 10. The knock-knock joker My face muscles are sore from faking laughs, and soon we’ll have to suffer the painfully awkward silence that speaks volumes about how unfunny you actually sound (no offense). Please don’t knock on my door on Thanksgiving day. 9. The Instagram influencer Phones eat first? I think not. I will be […] read more »
Top 10: people to leave out of your Thanksgiving dinner invites November 25, 2023 — by Amy Luo 10. The knock-knock joker My face muscles are sore from faking laughs, and soon we’ll have to suffer the painfully awkward silence that speaks volumes about how unfunny you actually sound (no offense). Please don’t knock on my door on Thanksgiving day. 9. The Instagram influencer Phones eat first? I think not. I will be […] read more »