Top 10: places where I’ve worked on my college application essays (and why you shouldn’t) February 4, 2024 — by Tara Natarajan 10. My bed DO NOT do this unless you want your dream school to stay in your dreams. I mean that literally. 9. The Saratoga Library I write my best essays when I’m surrounded by a plethora of inspiring arts, culture and knowledge. Evidently, the only free seat I could find was next to the […] read more » Top 10: sure-fire ways to fail your driver’s test November 20, 2023 — by Beverly Xu 10. Accidentally run your evaluator over That’s my bad, I was adjusting my seat and kind of forgot that my foot was on the gas pedal. Anyways, since you can’t administer my test, can I get someone else to evaluate me? 9. Forget to stop at a stop sign My evaluator said to turn right, […] read more » Top 10: ways to turn around struggling sports teams September 29, 2023 — by Nika Svizhenko 10. Require all former ice hockey players to play field hockey Of the few former ice hockey players here, most don’t play on the field hockey team. Think of the toughness they could bring. 9. Actually run lacrosse teams Obviously the lacrosse teams can’t win if they don’t exist, as happened last spring. 8. Offer […] read more » Top 10: unathletic sports September 24, 2023 — by Richard Fan and Alec Guan 10. Sailing Tired of motor engines and smelling gas, but also tired of rowing and smelling sweat? Try sailing, an innovative and freeing approach to transport across the ocean. Try not to eat before you begin a race, though. 9. Pickleball Pickleball is slow-paced tennis on a small court without any running. In other words, […] read more » Top 10: Ways to get out of MOSAIC September 12, 2023 — by Sarah Zhou 10. Hope for yet another firm alarm. Even though we had a fire drill followed by an actual fire evacuation the next day earlier this semester, I still feel that we, as Falcons, would benefit more from practicing standing in a single formation on the field than from additional Mindful Moments. 9. Gaslight your teacher […] read more » Top 10: Kanye songs September 10, 2022 — by Andrew Lin Lost In The World ft. Bon Iver Barely counting as a rap song, “Lost In The World” has a colorful, indescribably beautiful instrumental that slowly builds up until it fully blooms a minute into the track. Bound 2 The cheesy end credits to an otherwise experimental and industrial-sounding album. Kanye professes his love for […] read more » Top 10: Most absurd candidate statements on the actual primary election ballot May 30, 2022 — by Shaan Sridhar Rishi Kumar, Democrat for U.S. House of Representatives District 16 “Our governor rightfully said, ‘California looks like a third-world country.’” Daniel R. Mercuri, Republican for California Governor “We are sovereigns, not serfs.” Richard B. Fox, Libertarian Republican for U.S. House of Representatives District 16 “I am running for U.S. Congress to oppose [Dr. […] read more »
Top 10: sure-fire ways to fail your driver’s test November 20, 2023 — by Beverly Xu 10. Accidentally run your evaluator over That’s my bad, I was adjusting my seat and kind of forgot that my foot was on the gas pedal. Anyways, since you can’t administer my test, can I get someone else to evaluate me? 9. Forget to stop at a stop sign My evaluator said to turn right, […] read more » Top 10: ways to turn around struggling sports teams September 29, 2023 — by Nika Svizhenko 10. Require all former ice hockey players to play field hockey Of the few former ice hockey players here, most don’t play on the field hockey team. Think of the toughness they could bring. 9. Actually run lacrosse teams Obviously the lacrosse teams can’t win if they don’t exist, as happened last spring. 8. Offer […] read more » Top 10: unathletic sports September 24, 2023 — by Richard Fan and Alec Guan 10. Sailing Tired of motor engines and smelling gas, but also tired of rowing and smelling sweat? Try sailing, an innovative and freeing approach to transport across the ocean. Try not to eat before you begin a race, though. 9. Pickleball Pickleball is slow-paced tennis on a small court without any running. In other words, […] read more » Top 10: Ways to get out of MOSAIC September 12, 2023 — by Sarah Zhou 10. Hope for yet another firm alarm. Even though we had a fire drill followed by an actual fire evacuation the next day earlier this semester, I still feel that we, as Falcons, would benefit more from practicing standing in a single formation on the field than from additional Mindful Moments. 9. Gaslight your teacher […] read more » Top 10: Kanye songs September 10, 2022 — by Andrew Lin Lost In The World ft. Bon Iver Barely counting as a rap song, “Lost In The World” has a colorful, indescribably beautiful instrumental that slowly builds up until it fully blooms a minute into the track. Bound 2 The cheesy end credits to an otherwise experimental and industrial-sounding album. Kanye professes his love for […] read more » Top 10: Most absurd candidate statements on the actual primary election ballot May 30, 2022 — by Shaan Sridhar Rishi Kumar, Democrat for U.S. House of Representatives District 16 “Our governor rightfully said, ‘California looks like a third-world country.’” Daniel R. Mercuri, Republican for California Governor “We are sovereigns, not serfs.” Richard B. Fox, Libertarian Republican for U.S. House of Representatives District 16 “I am running for U.S. Congress to oppose [Dr. […] read more »
Top 10: ways to turn around struggling sports teams September 29, 2023 — by Nika Svizhenko 10. Require all former ice hockey players to play field hockey Of the few former ice hockey players here, most don’t play on the field hockey team. Think of the toughness they could bring. 9. Actually run lacrosse teams Obviously the lacrosse teams can’t win if they don’t exist, as happened last spring. 8. Offer […] read more » Top 10: unathletic sports September 24, 2023 — by Richard Fan and Alec Guan 10. Sailing Tired of motor engines and smelling gas, but also tired of rowing and smelling sweat? Try sailing, an innovative and freeing approach to transport across the ocean. Try not to eat before you begin a race, though. 9. Pickleball Pickleball is slow-paced tennis on a small court without any running. In other words, […] read more » Top 10: Ways to get out of MOSAIC September 12, 2023 — by Sarah Zhou 10. Hope for yet another firm alarm. Even though we had a fire drill followed by an actual fire evacuation the next day earlier this semester, I still feel that we, as Falcons, would benefit more from practicing standing in a single formation on the field than from additional Mindful Moments. 9. Gaslight your teacher […] read more » Top 10: Kanye songs September 10, 2022 — by Andrew Lin Lost In The World ft. Bon Iver Barely counting as a rap song, “Lost In The World” has a colorful, indescribably beautiful instrumental that slowly builds up until it fully blooms a minute into the track. Bound 2 The cheesy end credits to an otherwise experimental and industrial-sounding album. Kanye professes his love for […] read more » Top 10: Most absurd candidate statements on the actual primary election ballot May 30, 2022 — by Shaan Sridhar Rishi Kumar, Democrat for U.S. House of Representatives District 16 “Our governor rightfully said, ‘California looks like a third-world country.’” Daniel R. Mercuri, Republican for California Governor “We are sovereigns, not serfs.” Richard B. Fox, Libertarian Republican for U.S. House of Representatives District 16 “I am running for U.S. Congress to oppose [Dr. […] read more »
Top 10: unathletic sports September 24, 2023 — by Richard Fan and Alec Guan 10. Sailing Tired of motor engines and smelling gas, but also tired of rowing and smelling sweat? Try sailing, an innovative and freeing approach to transport across the ocean. Try not to eat before you begin a race, though. 9. Pickleball Pickleball is slow-paced tennis on a small court without any running. In other words, […] read more » Top 10: Ways to get out of MOSAIC September 12, 2023 — by Sarah Zhou 10. Hope for yet another firm alarm. Even though we had a fire drill followed by an actual fire evacuation the next day earlier this semester, I still feel that we, as Falcons, would benefit more from practicing standing in a single formation on the field than from additional Mindful Moments. 9. Gaslight your teacher […] read more » Top 10: Kanye songs September 10, 2022 — by Andrew Lin Lost In The World ft. Bon Iver Barely counting as a rap song, “Lost In The World” has a colorful, indescribably beautiful instrumental that slowly builds up until it fully blooms a minute into the track. Bound 2 The cheesy end credits to an otherwise experimental and industrial-sounding album. Kanye professes his love for […] read more » Top 10: Most absurd candidate statements on the actual primary election ballot May 30, 2022 — by Shaan Sridhar Rishi Kumar, Democrat for U.S. House of Representatives District 16 “Our governor rightfully said, ‘California looks like a third-world country.’” Daniel R. Mercuri, Republican for California Governor “We are sovereigns, not serfs.” Richard B. Fox, Libertarian Republican for U.S. House of Representatives District 16 “I am running for U.S. Congress to oppose [Dr. […] read more »
Top 10: Ways to get out of MOSAIC September 12, 2023 — by Sarah Zhou 10. Hope for yet another firm alarm. Even though we had a fire drill followed by an actual fire evacuation the next day earlier this semester, I still feel that we, as Falcons, would benefit more from practicing standing in a single formation on the field than from additional Mindful Moments. 9. Gaslight your teacher […] read more » Top 10: Kanye songs September 10, 2022 — by Andrew Lin Lost In The World ft. Bon Iver Barely counting as a rap song, “Lost In The World” has a colorful, indescribably beautiful instrumental that slowly builds up until it fully blooms a minute into the track. Bound 2 The cheesy end credits to an otherwise experimental and industrial-sounding album. Kanye professes his love for […] read more » Top 10: Most absurd candidate statements on the actual primary election ballot May 30, 2022 — by Shaan Sridhar Rishi Kumar, Democrat for U.S. House of Representatives District 16 “Our governor rightfully said, ‘California looks like a third-world country.’” Daniel R. Mercuri, Republican for California Governor “We are sovereigns, not serfs.” Richard B. Fox, Libertarian Republican for U.S. House of Representatives District 16 “I am running for U.S. Congress to oppose [Dr. […] read more »
Top 10: Kanye songs September 10, 2022 — by Andrew Lin Lost In The World ft. Bon Iver Barely counting as a rap song, “Lost In The World” has a colorful, indescribably beautiful instrumental that slowly builds up until it fully blooms a minute into the track. Bound 2 The cheesy end credits to an otherwise experimental and industrial-sounding album. Kanye professes his love for […] read more » Top 10: Most absurd candidate statements on the actual primary election ballot May 30, 2022 — by Shaan Sridhar Rishi Kumar, Democrat for U.S. House of Representatives District 16 “Our governor rightfully said, ‘California looks like a third-world country.’” Daniel R. Mercuri, Republican for California Governor “We are sovereigns, not serfs.” Richard B. Fox, Libertarian Republican for U.S. House of Representatives District 16 “I am running for U.S. Congress to oppose [Dr. […] read more »
Top 10: Most absurd candidate statements on the actual primary election ballot May 30, 2022 — by Shaan Sridhar Rishi Kumar, Democrat for U.S. House of Representatives District 16 “Our governor rightfully said, ‘California looks like a third-world country.’” Daniel R. Mercuri, Republican for California Governor “We are sovereigns, not serfs.” Richard B. Fox, Libertarian Republican for U.S. House of Representatives District 16 “I am running for U.S. Congress to oppose [Dr. […] read more »