10. “Cursive” by Billie Marten (2015) While I have never had the patience to listen to slow songs, “Cursive” is one of the few exceptions, as Marten’s soft voice blends with the mellow  guitar...

10. Gatorade Zero/Powerade Zero: There's no difference — just get the regular one. 9. Muscle Milk: Protein. What else do you need? 8. Celsius: The best drink to get from the vending machine when...

10. Slip on a banana peel Come on — be more original. Go bananas! 9. Step on a soccer ball instead of dribbling it All sides of the ball look the same anyway — how could you possibly know...

10. My bed DO NOT do this unless you want your dream school to stay in your dreams. I mean that literally. 9. The Saratoga Library I write my best essays when I’m surrounded by a plethora of...

10. Accidentally run your evaluator over That’s my bad, I was adjusting my seat and kind of forgot that my foot was on the gas pedal. Anyways, since you can’t administer my test, can I get someone...

10. Require all former ice hockey players to play field hockey Of the few former ice hockey players here, most don’t play on the field hockey team. Think of the toughness they could bring. 9....

10. Sailing Tired of motor engines and smelling gas, but also tired of rowing and smelling sweat? Try sailing, an innovative and freeing approach to transport across the ocean. Try not to eat before...

10. Hope for yet another firm alarm. Even though we had a fire drill followed by an actual fire evacuation the next day earlier this semester, I still feel that we, as Falcons, would benefit more from...

Lost In The World ft. Bon Iver Barely counting as a rap song, “Lost In The World” has a colorful, indescribably beautiful instrumental that slowly builds up until it fully blooms a minute into...

Rishi Kumar, Democrat for U.S. House of Representatives District 16 “Our governor rightfully said, ‘California looks like a third-world country.’”   Daniel R. Mercuri, Republican...