- The cafeteria line
The horde of starving underclassmen running for lunch is the reason upperclassmen rush off campus.
- The parking lot
It’s survival of the fittest, but with Teslas and Mazdas.
- Yearbook kids pulling you out of class
Let’s be real: You want to be covered by the Falcon, not yearbook.
- Waking up at 8:19 a.m.
Sorry, Mr. Abe. We will not, in fact, be on-time.
- Being the 76th student to enter the library
Only the first 75 can be socially, emotionally focused.
- Finding that your best friend stayed home from school
Currently on FaceTime with her because she cannot survive without my presence.
- ASB cutting your club
How will you ever get into college now? Just kidding, we all know you’re still going to list it on your activities list.
- The “Euphoria” effect
The senior class is going rogue — but thankfully we have Red Ribbon Day to combat alcoholism and drug abuse.
- Math teacher Seema Patel
Imagine showing up to your AP Statistics class two minutes late with the wrong binder and no graphing calculator. Do Better.
- An A-
We live in Saratoga. This is our reality.