Zachary Zinman
The cafeteria line
The horde of starving underclassmen running for lunch is the reason upperclassmen rush off campus.
The parking lot
It’s survival of the fittest, but with Teslas and Mazdas.
Yearbook kids pulling you out of class
Let’s be real: You want to be covered by the Falcon, not yearbook.
Waking up at 8:19 a.m.
Sorry, Mr. Abe. We will not, in fact, be on-time.
Being the 76th student to enter the library
Only the first 75 can be socially, emotionally focused.
Finding that your best friend stayed home from school
Currently on FaceTime with her because she cannot survive without my presence.
ASB cutting your club
How will you ever get into college now? Just kidding, we all know you’re still going to list it on your activities list.
The “Euphoria” effect
The senior class is going rogue — but thankfully we have Red Ribbon Day to combat alcoholism and drug abuse.
Math teacher Seema Patel
Imagine showing up to your AP Statistics class two minutes late with the wrong binder and no graphing calculator. Do Better.
An A-
We live in Saratoga. This is our reality.