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Top Ten things not to say to a cop

10. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.

9. Sorry, officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t on.

8. I pay your salary!

7. You’re not gonna check the trunk are you?

6. I’m sober and still can’t do that.

5. Do they pay you to be a pain in my rump?

4. Sorry… I’m colorblind.

3. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to go to high school instead.

2. Oh, sorry, wasn’t paying attention.

1. Everybody knows you can go 10 mph over the speed limit.

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