10. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.
9. Sorry, officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t on.
8. I pay your salary!
7. You’re not gonna check the trunk are you?
6. I’m sober and still can’t do that.
5. Do they pay you to be a pain in my rump?
4. Sorry… I’m colorblind.
3. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to go to high school instead.
2. Oh, sorry, wasn’t paying attention.
1. Everybody knows you can go 10 mph over the speed limit.
