- By ignoring you
At least you don’t have to hear their voice.
- By tickling you
Now you have an excuse to listen to your intrusive thoughts.
- By barging into your room
And they never close the door on the way out.
- By asking to “borrow” your things
Say goodbye to your belongings; you won’t see them ever again.
- By stealing the shotgun seat
“It’s not that deep, bro.” Or is it?
- By constantly asking why?
Hey, who was that person you were talking to? Why? Because I’m curious. Why? Can you stop saying “why?” Why? I give up. Why?
- By tagging along
You were not invited. Stop buzzing around me like a fly. Don’t you have better things to do with your life?
- By repeating whatever you say
Repeating whatever you say.
- By snitching
They only do that to become the favorite. Now there’s only one right answer: revenge.
- By saying stupid things in front of your friends
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