Emily Wu
Sometimes your sibling buzzes around you like an annoying fly you can’t get rid of.
By ignoring you
At least you don’t have to hear their voice.
By tickling you
Now you have an excuse to listen to your intrusive thoughts.
By barging into your room
And they never close the door on the way out.
By asking to “borrow” your things
Say goodbye to your belongings; you won’t see them ever again.
By stealing the shotgun seat
“It’s not that deep, bro.” Or is it?
By constantly asking why?
Hey, who was that person you were talking to? Why? Because I’m curious. Why? Can you stop saying “why?” Why? I give up. Why?
By tagging along
You were not invited. Stop buzzing around me like a fly. Don’t you have better things to do with your life?
By repeating whatever you say
Repeating whatever you say.
By snitching
They only do that to become the favorite. Now there’s only one right answer: revenge.
By saying stupid things in front of your friends
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