Top 10 worst texting slang April 21, 2021 — by Shaan Sridhar and Shreya Rallabandi Graphic byShreya Rallabandi Stop sending these slang messages. A homage to that one friend who doesn’t know how to text. 10. Aight. You aren’t Blueface. Calm down. 9. Ye. The most dry, coldhearted way of saying “yeah.” 8. Ya dig? Not much construction nearby. 7. xD. Just look at it; this is ugly — cafeteria garlic bread ugly. 6. Cya. Definitely won’t be seeing you again. 5. :). Am I not good enough for two parentheses? 4. Probs. Safe to say that you probably shouldn’t text this. 3. Fax no printer. The fax was enough. 2. Okie. With okay, kay, (m)mk, k, kk and the KKK (not ok), we don’t need to add this to the repertoire. 1. YFM. This just sucks, ya feel me? 5 views this weekAbout the contributorsShaan SridharShaan Sridhar, Class of ‘23, is an Editor-in-Chief of the 2022-23 staff. He previously served as an In-Depth Editor of the 2021-22 staff and a Graphics Manager, Reporter and Layout Artist of the 2020-21 staff. Shaan has covered board meetings and district initiatives, and enjoys writing columns on school policy and the entertainment industry. He was awarded the Journalism Education Association of Northern California Honorable Mention in Column Writing in 2021. Outside of school, Shaan likes to obsess over the news and travel with his friends and family.