- Seeing my name on the “Good” List
While my friends can brag how much coal they got this year, I will be swimming in all my presents!
- Getting everything I wanted for Christmas
Usually I only get one or two things for Christmas, but this year Santa gave me all 200 items I wished for — including Stephen Curry’s mouthguard.
- Eating Christmas cookies
I ate the magic Christmas cookies that Santa brought all the way from the North Pole. It’s true — Mrs. Claus is indeed a very good baker.
- Hugs!
Warm hugs from Santa are always the best!
- Being able to pet reindeer
Petting Rudolph was a lifelong dream of mine.
- Getting extra whipped cream in my hot cocoa
Santa was super excited to meet me, so he put extra whipped cream in my hot cocoa.
- Jingle bells on my Christmas tree
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way … I finally got the special bell that no one else can hear but me.
- Parents going into shock
My Mommy and Daddy fainted on the spot so I guess … NO RULES! Staying up all night drinking chocolate syrup, lighting fireworks and building a snowman in my room — the best Christmas ever!
- Santa not sticking the landing
Mrs. Claus has definitely been feeding Santa a bit too much lately. He could barely fit in my chimney.
- Kidnapping one of his elves
Quickly shoving Winky the Elf into my closet, I now have my own personal toy maker. Maybe next year I’ll take another one and start my own toy factory.
