A note to Elon: Get your ugly trucks off the streets

April 27, 2024 — by Saachi Jain
Courtesy of Tesla
The Cybertruck is illustrated on the surfaces of Mars, emphasizing its un-Earthly appearance and functionality.
The Tesla Cybertruck, which is a mosaic of trapezoids and parallelograms, is a plague to the previously peaceful streets of Saratoga and Los Gatos.

With geometric lines and vertices, the Tesla Cybertruck is unlike any other vehicle on the roads these days. While driving through Saratoga recently, I have seen at least five Cybertrucks parked on the side of the road or in driveways. 

Simply said, they are ugly. The Tesla website proudly displays the truck on Mars, paying true homage to its aesthetics. It is alien, and needs to be removed from the streets immediately.

 This disastrous monstrosity of a vehicle  is embarrassing to the world of trucks and is pushing the boundaries of what we should allow on the streets. To Elon: Please, for your sake, remove the Tesla Cybertruck from existence. 

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