You know you’ve seen them: Instagram posts featuring $25 mouse ears that park-goers get the opportunity to buy only after purchasing their $135 ticket.

Ah, Disneyland, the most overpriced place on Earth.

Attempting to maneuver through dense crowds just to wait in a five-hour line for Space Mountain does not sound appealing to me, especially with how often rides break down. With the profit from selling $5 sandwiches for $21, Disneyland should be able to stop their constant roller coaster malfunctions.

Now, don’t get me wrong: I love Disney movies as much as the next person, but over the years, it seems that Disney parks have shifted away from their original “Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo” and toward a sharper sound: “ka-ching.”