Q: I need another episode of “Sherlock.”
A: I need another episode of “Elementary.”
Q: I want to be a rapper. Have any tips?
A: You’re a real professional once you make it to Epic Rap Battles of History.
Q: Any new music suggestions?
A: Epic Rap Battles of History.
Q: What’s the best way to handle a relationship in which the person you are dating is not going to your school?
A: Assuming that this person lives nearby, you should make an effort to meet at least once a week. You could try for a night out of bowling or ice-skating, but it’s also fine to do something as simple as a study date, which can keep you from getting overstressed while ensuring that your relationship doesn’t fall by the wayside.
The key to your relationship is finding some way to interact each day. Text, call, chat the person — without letting that overrun other aspects of your life. Keep a caring, honest relationship so that you can talk openly if the relationship does start draining too much from you.
Q: I can't stop watching anime, and it has gotten to the point where hot anime guys hold higher priority in my life than school and friends. Should I try to curb my addiction?
A: I would tell you to turn off the anime, open your math textbook and start studying. But if you’re watching “Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood,” then by all means continue.
Q: What’s your best pickup line?
A: Are you trash? Because I’d like to take you out.
Q: What is it like to be Sara?
A: I sass readers like you and call it advice.