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Secrets revealed: the best bathrooms on campus

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William Cao
Inside look of the Music Building bathroom — a treasure in itself. (Boys bathroom)

Whether it’s during class, tutorial, lunch or after school, the school’s bathrooms play a big role in our lives. Let’s admit it — we become all very familiar with these spaces in our high school careers. Taking a breather during a sports game or standardized testing? Or just a much-needed break during class? The bathroom has you covered. Here are the best and the worst in our humble opinion. 

000 wing female: Near Library and English classrooms

Upsides:

  • Privacy ensured in little known location 
  • near two vending machines
  • Convenient faucets

Downsides:

  • Small mirrors

Judges’ score: 4/5 Falcons

600 wing female: In the history wing to the right of Ms. Daly’s classroom

Upsides: 

  • Convenient location

Downsides:

  • Once found human feces smeared on wall
  • Poor-quality faucets and loud dryers

Judges’ score: 1.5/5 Falcons

Photo by William Cao

The girls bathroom in the music building.

000 wing male: In the English wing, to the right of Ms. Battey

Upsides:

  • Popular bathroom that’s visited frequently during passing periods 
  • Fairly tolerable and decently clean

Downsides:

  • Occasional scenes of ongoing maintenance
  • Cramped quarters and occasional rebound of toilet water onto your clothes

Judges’ score: 3/5 Falcons

700’s wing male: In the 700 wing outside of Mr. Rector’s classroom

Upsides:

  • None

Downsides:

  • Smelly
  • One of the urinals is out of order
  • Toilets don’t always flush effectively
  • Automatic hand washers are different heights

Judges’ score: 1/5 Falcons

McAfee Center: Bathrooms made in heaven

Upsides:

  • Clean floors and spacious environment
  • Paper towels
  • Built-in speakers featuring performances in the theater

Downsides:

  • None

Judges’ score: 5/5 Falcons

M101: Music Building: All of the boxes on our list, checked.

Upsides:

  • Air carries pristine fragrance reminiscent of flower
  • Free wifi at your toilet seat

Downsides:

  • None

Judges’ score: 5/5 Falcons

In the Gym hallway between the Wrestling room and Dance Studio: hidden splendorUpsides:

  • Convenient location for those watching games in the gym or attending sports practices
  • Almost always open

Downsides:

  • Frequent usage can cause mirrors to get dirty especially during busy events and campus activities. 

Judges’ score: 4/5 Falcons

S01: Outside of the Engineering Lab: Easy stop

Upsides:

  • Gender neutral
  • Convenience location
  • Ample space with decently-sized mirror and paper towel dispenser

Downsides:

  • Too popular and often occupied
  • Unpleasant odors lingering

Judges’ score: 3.5/5 stars

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