10. CHEETOS
Feel free to crunch these in class.
9. NEMO
Only thing I’m finding these days is sadness.
8. DONALD TRUMP
Wait, didn’t we say Cheetos already?
7. REX ORANGE COUNTY
Alexa, play “Four Seasons” by Rex Orange County.
6. CANDY CORN
Halloween is over. Get this sweetened plastic out of here.
5. TRAFFIC CONES
Maybe if we put some of these out, we’ll learn how to drive without denting our cars.
4. FANTA
Is this the real life? Is this just Fanta-C?
3. LIL PUMP-KINS
Go watch Kanye and Lil Pump perform “I Love It” on SNL. Right now.
2. FALL LEAVES
Like our grades and motivation, leaves fall in the fall.
1. ORANGES
Are oranges orange because they’re oranges or are they oranges because they’re orange?
