10: I don’t need an Instagram, I’m already following you everywhere.

9: You’re a 10. A 10 out of 100 on your AP Euro test.

8: The only thing you gave me this Valentine’s Day was a cavity.

7: Your name must be Sprite because you’re soda-licious.

6: Sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day but if you want something sweet and smooth, I’m right here.

5: Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d rather fail my SAT than go out with you.

4: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with an arrow one more time?

3: If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, you’re a 1 because I’m the 9 you’re missing.

2: You stole 80 percent of my heart. My Calculus test took the other 20.

1: Are you the school’s parking lot? ’Cause dang, you’re confusing.