10. Houses get TPed…
the good ones get egged

9. Gender roles are reversed…
which can be very confusing.

8. Spring fling doesn’t culminate with anything
it just ends.

7. Upside:
Girl-fights.

6. The drama queens never get injured,
how does that work?

5. It gives rally commission one more excuse to embarrass people…
but mostly just themselves.

4. Another opportunity for the class of 2011 to dance,
Our souls are still tainted from last year.

3. Girls walk around in jerseys instead of low cut shirts.
WEAK.

2. You get guilt-tripped into powder-puff cheerleading
and into writing top 10 lists.

1. This top 10.