- Kiwi
A moldy, fuzzy potato — that’s what it is. Who in their right minds wants to eat a neon green fruit? BLEH.
- Strawberry
Delicious, but they go bad within a day. Don’t even get me started on the ones they serve in the cafeteria.
- Bananas
Sweet and mushy, and in the wise words of Kevin the minion “C’est banana! Hahaha!”
- Apples
Crisp and crunchy — you can’t go wrong with an apple. If you’re feeling adventurous, try apples with salt. I know it sounds odd, but trust me; it’s a delightful combination.
- Tomatoes
While there is a lot of debate on whether this one is a fruit or a vegetable, if there’s one thing I know, it tastes darn good on a burger.
- Pineapple
The only fruit that’s extra enough to wear a crown — calm down — you’re special, but not that special.
- Orange
Coming in tiny peel-able spheres, these are the perfect to-go snack.
- Grapes
They’re so tiny that you can eat as many as you want without getting full.
- Lemon
As a sour fanatic, I love chugging some lemon juice.
- Mangoes
With delicious, sweet golden flesh, you can’t go wrong with this pick. Let’s be real though, we all know you have to use some industrial level soap after dealing with that sticky mess.
