- Homework
Why do we go to school just to come home and do more schoolwork?
- My cats
If I close my door, they start whining and if I let them in my room, they start whining.
- My dad’s snores
Walls might as well be made out of paper for how well they block sound. I can hear my dad’s earthquake inducing snores from the other side of the house.
- Late-stage capitalism
The Simpsons were right all along.
- My latest binge watching obsession
Who needs sleep when all 21 seasons of “Grey’s Anatomy” are finally on Netflix?
- The argument I had four days ago with my brother
These comebacks would have been so useful 4 days ago.
- My third grade teacher
This one time, she misgraded my homework, and when I showed her, she told me that she could see the erase marks where I had supposedly replaced the four with a six. She proceeded to lecture me on academic integrity and then threatened to call a meeting with my parents and the principal if it ever happened again.
- All the people I hate
My third grade teacher is at the top of that list.
- Every embarrassing thing I’ve ever done
I can’t seem to forget this one time during online school when I accidentally unmuted my mic during history and the whole class had the pleasure of hearing the slime ASMR video I was watching.
- How badly I need to sleep
I spend more time laying in bed calculating how many hours of sleep I’d get if I fell asleep at that exact moment than actually sleeping.
