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- Give them a box of chocolates.
Just hope they’re not lactose intolerant.
- Invite them over for Thanksgiving.
You can bring your parents over — fun for the whole family!
- Procrastinate on asking them out.
Put those homework procrastination skills to good use.
- Have a friend set you up.
Strategize to have a large family gathering and everyone ditch except for your crush.
- Suggest watching a movie.
Having no time to talk mitigates the chance of embarrassing yourself.
- Hold a staring contest.
According to the American Psychological Association, two minutes of an unbroken gaze can significantly increase “feelings of passionate love.”
- Ask on April 1.
If they say yes, congrats! If not, no worries — you’re just joking.
- Buy them a 10-carat diamond.
Money buys happiness.
- Avoid them.
The relationship will probably work out better if it remains hypothetical.
- Send them this Top 10.
If you received this, hint hint, wink wink ;))
