10. Stock up on dry shampoo; apologize in advance to classmates who have to bear that greasy hair
9. Go solar. PG&E’s not going to fix this anytime soon.
8. Eat everything in your fridge; it’s not indulgent, just sensible at this point
7. Test our all your fun flashlight gadgets; the strobe function is always painful to look at
6. Watch Los Gatos kids enjoy their day off; the only time the Cats triumph >:(
5. Visit Mr. Torrens at the student center; you can hear him skrrt skrrt ya dig?
4. Use big brain energy to turn on the lights; self-explanatory
3. Walk into a ghost town; it’s actually sick if you’ve never tried it before
2. Go take a shower in the pitch black darkness; drown away all your sorrows in fashion
1. Curse PG&E; break up their monopoly and free our people of this nonsense