A note to Elon: Get your ugly trucks off the streets April 27, 2024 — by Saachi Jain Courtesy of TeslaThe Cybertruck is illustrated on the surfaces of Mars, emphasizing its un-Earthly appearance and functionality. The Tesla Cybertruck, which is a mosaic of trapezoids and parallelograms, is a plague to the previously peaceful streets of Saratoga and Los Gatos. With geometric lines and vertices, the Tesla Cybertruck is unlike any other vehicle on the roads these days. While driving through Saratoga recently, I have seen at least five Cybertrucks parked on the side of the road or in driveways. Simply said, they are ugly. The Tesla website proudly displays the truck on Mars, paying true homage to its aesthetics. It is alien, and needs to be removed from the streets immediately. This disastrous monstrosity of a vehicle is embarrassing to the world of trucks and is pushing the boundaries of what we should allow on the streets. To Elon: Please, for your sake, remove the Tesla Cybertruck from existence. Tags: cyber truck, tesla 13 views this weekAbout the contributorsSaachi JainSaachi Jain, Class of '25, is an Editor-In-Chief for the 2024-2025 school year. She was previously an In-Depth editor and a Head Copy Editor. In her past two years on staff, she has covered topics such as the school robotics team, various music events on school campus and expressed her opinion about various nationwide issues. In 2023 JEA NorCal, she received honorable mention for covering mental health on campus. Previously in yearbook, she also enjoys doing layouts and design. Outside of journalism, Saachi enjoys doing robotics, watching movies, and cooking. In her free time, she loves drinking boba.