Top 10 reasons to own chickens November 2, 2011 — by Samuel Liu and Jay Mulye 1. If they misbehave, cook’em Anyone up for rooster noodle soup? 2. Fresh eggs Just wash off the poop first (yes the eggs that you bought did come from there...) 3. Fresh meat (axe not included) Mike the headless chicken lived a year after his head was cut off 4. Buy two roosters and watch them fight for sexual supremacy Couldn’t they just split up into nice even little couples? Then again, those horny little things will probably get a million divorces. Maybe it’s better that way. 5. Remove a rooster’s vocal cords 1. If they misbehave, cook’em Anyone up for rooster noodle soup? 2. Fresh eggs Just wash off the poop first (yes the eggs that you bought did come from there…) 3. Fresh meat (axe not included) Mike the headless chicken lived a year after his head was cut off 4. Buy two roosters and watch them fight for sexual supremacy Couldn’t they just split up into nice even little couples? Then again, those horny little things will probably get a million divorces. Maybe it’s better that way. 5. Remove a rooster’s vocal cords Apparently they sound like a cat choking on a hairball, but at least they won’t annoy your neighbors 6. Buy/make a chicken diaper and bring the chicken to school on a leash It raises your cool points to unimaginable levels 7. Start a KFC Too bad, Saratoga doesn’t let you 8. Free manure Cockadoodle doody 9. Start your own farm ‘cause you’re definitely going to wake up at 4 to milk a cow when you could just have mom go to safeway 10. Make a bunch of lame chicken jokes Why does Beethoven hate chickens? Because they always say “Bach, bach, bach” 4 views this week