Ask Sara #1

Q: How do you know when the waffles are done?

A: Eat them. You’ll find out later.

 

Q: I’m hungry.

A: Make a waffle.

 

Q: I have a huge crush on this girl, but I don't know how to tell her. I haven't had the courage to approach her since the first day of school. Please help!

A: There’s no reason to be scared. If you are having trouble approaching her, drop a few hints and see how she reacts. Try texting her. If she texts you back with at least three emojis, you’re in. You could also try to have an honest conversation with her, as terrifying as that sounds. This demonstrates maturity on your part and solves your dilemma. Just have confidence and remember that everyone reading this is likely rooting for you!

 

Q: Do you crumple or fold?

A: Unless it’s a recently returned English essay, folding is the way to go.

 

Q: Don't you love those days when you can come home, sing karaoke and just listen to the soothing traffic noise while drinking some homemade remedy your grandma made you?

A: Absolutely. I also love riding unicorns into the sunset while eating clouds made of marshmallows.

 

Q: What are some tips on how to manage your time properly?

A: It’s important to set aside time to relax in order to avoid getting overwhelmed. Invest in a planner and make a detailed list of all of your tasks and their scheduled times. And don’t forget: Prioritize, think long-term and stop procra — oh look, “Modern Family” is on right now! I’ll get back to you in a bit.

 

Q: Should I wear pink shorts or yellow shorts?

A: Ask Apoorv Kwatra. He’s our resident expert on these affairs.

 

Q: Why is SHS focused so much on music, and not on other things? Many programs at the school, [like robotics], are 'thrown to the side.’

A: In the school’s defense, the music program has been around for a long time and has earned numerous accolades. And while the robotics team has also succeeded, advancing to the worldwide level, the program functions solely as an extracurricular at SHS (as opposed to a part of the curriculum). Moreover, most programs run off of grants or the money participants pay, and this is why heavily populated programs like sports and music are given so many resources. The Measure E bond, for instance, is partly directed toward music because the band program must update its facilities to accommodate its growing size. If you want real change, I recommend getting involved in student government or coming to one of ASB’s Monday meetings to provide your input. That way, you can relay the message to the school officials. Good luck!

 

Q: Can you even? How basic are you?

A: I’m not sure, but you could ask Ms. Cahatol or Ms. Nakamatsu.