100-word rave: Celsius energy drink is my panacea November 20, 2023 — by Beverly Xu Graphic by Beverly XuNothing would make me genuinely happier than a three-story high can of Celsius. The highlight of this semester so far has been my learning of the greatest source of caffeine of them all: Celsius. My love for Celsius energy drinks cannot be overstated: It’s the only source of caffeine that has ever kept me awake past 11 p.m., other than a literal shot of espresso, which is only ever tolerable in a complete state of delirium. On dreadful nights when sleep resigns itself to a 2-hour nap from 3 a.m. to 5 a.m., Celsius is my fuel. And for those sluggish days, the drink’s fizziness prevents me from drinking it all at once, allowing it to last for a full day. Of course, I’ve had my experiences with occasional caffeine jitters and heart palpitations. I recall one physics class after lunch where I discovered the not-so-good effects of caffeine for the first time — shaking and overheating made my attempts to pull a spring scale with constant force essentially futile. But after playing around with my Celsius intake for the past few months, I’ve discovered that about half a can is enough to get me through an otherwise wearisome day while fighting to keep my eyes open — and to keep me awake while I’m writing this story! In short, I may be drinking a bit too much Celsius; so I’m praying to the Celsius gods that the CDC doesn’t come out tomorrow with the headline: “Celsius increases risk of liver cancer,” or else I need to prepare some espresso shots. Tags: Celsius, energy drink 8 views this weekAbout the contributorsBeverly XuBeverly Xu (she/her), Class of '25 is an Editor-In-Chief for the 24-25 school year. Previously, she was an In-Depth editor and Head Copy Editor. Her writing spans all sections of newspaper, with focuses on culture, opinion, satire, and an incessant number of robotics beats. Outside of newspaper she does robotics, green team and dance, and her side hobby is drinking coffee. In 2023 JEA NorCal, she received honorable mention for diversity coverage.