Top 10 things that were probably found at Mar-A-Lago September 17, 2022 — by William Norwood Photo by Amy PanFormer president Donald Trump's Monday MAGA hat (probably) found in his Mar-A-Lago closet. Former president Donald Trump is slaying his way to prison. 60 hours of subpoenaed video footage from Mar-A-Lago It’ll be interesting to see how many McDonalds orders arrive in that period of time. My guess is 19. Seven MAGA hats for Monday through Sunday If I don’t have my MAGA hat ready for each day, we’re gonna have problems. In fact, I think everyone should have a MAGA hat for each day. Framed photograph of representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez I knew it! He was just too scared to talk to her in person, so he talked rubbish about her on national TV. But let’s be honest: Everyone secretly or not so secretly adores our queen and savior. A bust of Donald J. Trump because the White House definitely didn’t want to display it Send it to Putin. I am sure he will put it in his personal office. 67 rejection letters from Hogwarts Dude, you gotta give up — at one point, it starts becoming embarrassing. A viking hat made out of animal fur Wait a minute. It’s giving me Jan. 6 flashbacks. A vial filled with former vice president Mike Pence’s tears I would have cried each day if I had to work with Trump. A participation award for being president It’s OK, you’ll do better next time. BUT, sometimes it’s just better to give up. Please give up. Please. An N95 mask covered with fake tan Wait, where did the fake tan come from? I thought his skin tone was naturally orange. Nuclear codes stuffed inside a cup of McDonalds Coke He’s a little too silly and goofy sometimes, and obviously doesn’t understand the meaning of “CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS.” 5 views this weekAbout the contributorsWilliam NorwoodWilliam Norwood, Class of '25, is a School Scope Editor and was previously a Head Photography Manager of the Falcon. William has covered affirmative action, board meetings and district initiatives, and multiple opinion stories on controversial topics including staff editorial pieces. Outside of school, William rows at LGRC and is involved in other academic based clubs.