A note to Elon: Get your ugly trucks off the streets

Saachi Jain • April 27, 2024

The Cybertruck is illustrated on the surfaces of Mars, emphasizing its un-Earthly appearance and functionality.

With geometric lines and vertices, the Tesla Cybertruck is unlike any other vehicle on the roads these days. While driving through Saratoga recently, I have seen at least five Cybertrucks parked on the side of the road or in driveways.

Simply said, they are ugly. The Tesla website proudly displays the truck on Mars, paying true homage to its aesthetics. It is alien, and needs to be removed from the streets immediately.

This disastrous monstrosity of a vehicle is embarrassing to the world of trucks and is pushing the boundaries of what we should allow on the streets. To Elon: Please, for your sake, remove the Tesla Cybertruck from existence.

About the Contributor

Saachi Jain, Editor-in-Chief

Saachi Jain, Class of '25, is an Editor-in-Chief for the 2024-25 school year. Previously, she was an In-Depth Editor and Head Copy Editor. Saachi has reported on topics ranging from the school robotics team to national gun violence trends and medical misinformation during the pandemic. She received a JEANC Honorable Mention Award for her coverage of the school's Speak Up for Change Rally in 2023. Outside of journalism, Saachi enjoys tutoring and volunteering. You can often find her reading, drinking boba and playing with her cats.