Top ten worst days of the week

April 3, 2021 — by Andy Chen and Bill Yuan

10. Saturday

No school and no school the next day. Objectively the best day of the week.

9. Sunday

Procrastinators, get to work.

8. Wednesday

Asynchronous Wednesdays = a day off (except for that pile of undone homework).

7. Friday

Gotta get down. Looking forward to the weekend.

6. Tuesday

British people: “It’s Chewsday innit.”

5. ZenDAYa

Everyone you know has a crush on her.

4. Michael Faraday

“was an English scientist who contributed to the study of electromagnetism and electrochemistry” (Wikipedia). His law is highly endorsed by Mr. Welander.

3. 14159265358979 day.

Eat pie on pi day

2. Daylight Savings Day

Why do we even do Daylight Savings? Daylight Savings day is more useless than some teachers’ breakout room norms.

1. Monday

“Happy Monday, if that’s not an oxymoron.” – Mrs. Battey