Top ten ways to ask a guy to Sadies

May 1, 2012 — by Rohan Rajeev
10) Pass him a note. To say yes, he has to blink. To say no, he has to take off his shoes and lick them. He’s bound to say yes.

10) Pass him a note. To say yes, he has to blink. To say no, he has to take off his shoes and lick them. He’s bound to say yes.

9) Use a key to write “Sadies?” on his car. That’s not vandalism at all.

8) Play him in Draw Something and write “Sadies?” It’ll be better than those pictures of “dancing.”

7) Be up front about it. Ask over text.

6) Get a nerf gun and shoot a note at him. Boys appreciate pain.

5) Bake him cookies with “Sadies” written with frosting. Satisfaction guaranteed.

4) Pass him a ball of his favorite sport with a note to Sadies. Or, if he swims, throw him a leopard-print Speedo. If he does ballet, throw him a leotard.

3) Give him a case of Old Spice and say “Spice up my Spring Fling—be my date to Sadies.” I’m on a horse.

2) Serenade him with an old Enrique Iglesias song. “Will you bailamos with me at Sadies?”

1) Have your parents ask him for you. Because nothing says courage like having your mom embarrass you in front of the school.

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