Top 10 ways to make someone mad

November 24, 2021 — by Benjamin Li
If being alone is your objective, try these techniques.
  1. Mocking someone for asking a question.

Obviously, they don’t know the answer, so they’re left feeling even more incompetent. 

  1. Continually asking someone to speak up when you can hear them perfectly fine.

They’ll start to wonder if you’re hard of hearing, or if they have a speech impediment.

  1. Constantly asking who they’re going to formal with.

This is five times more effective if you know they don’t have a date.

  1. Telling someone they’re wrong when they’re right.

Watch as they whip out countless statistics to prove that they’re correct.

  1. Interrupting someone every time they speak.

They might get confrontational upon realizing they haven’t been able to get out a complete sentence.

  1. Messing with their perfectionism.

Just reorder something they’ve organized perfectly and watch them crumble into despair.

  1. Being a backseat driver.

This works extremely well if you give them terrible advice throughout the entire drive.

  1. Bringing up their humiliating experiences in front of strangers.

I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy.

  1. Stepping on the heels of someone’s shoes when you’re walking behind them

Be ready to fight it’s infuriating to get your shoes stepped on, especially if they’re new.

  1. Telling someone to “calm down” when they’re upset.

Instead of calming them down, it just riles them up even more.

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