Top 10 Ways to be Thankful

10. Give people free hugs (just make sure to ask for consent first) 

9. Just do it. 

Through the wise words of Nike (and maybe Mr. Louie too), just be thankful. 

8. Tell your teachers how grateful you are for them. 

Maybe next time you open Canvas, your grade might be a bit higher. 🙂

7. Subscribe to the Falcon. 

Show your gratitude by supporting Saratoga’s bright beacon of truth and real news. (we’re kidding … not really). 

6. Scold anyone who’s not feeling grateful around you.

Ingratitude anywhere is a threat to gratitude everywhere. 

5. Help PG&E combat fire season

Show the company and workers some gratitude by alleviating their workload — completely cut off your power lines!

4. Blast Christmas music. 

No better way of honoring Thanksgiving than using it as a doormat holiday!

3. Eat a whole Thanksgiving dinner.

By yourself. It’ll really show your tastebuds your strong appreciation for them. But probably not your intestines. Or your liver. Or your heart. 

2. Flex your parents’ Teslas. 

Are you truly thankful for something if you don’t show it off?

1. Be glad you don’t have college apps 

(unless you’re a senior: sad face)