Top 10 things to do over Winter Break

December 11, 2017 — by Ava Hooman and Pranav Ahuja
  1. Bake cookies for Santa. It's never too late to get off the naughty list.

  2. Pray that you get presents. Never mind that you didn’t get any gifts for anyone else.

  3. Finally figure out that doing a pizza won't stop you while skiing. Italian food doesn’t taste good anyways

  4. Go see the new Star Wars movie with a date. No one wants to spend the break Han SOLO.

  5. Make “see you next year” jokes. I haven’t showered since last year.

  6. Sit on Santa’s lap. More stable than any chair at Ikea.

  7. Party on New Year's Eve. Dance off the calories from the cookies that Santa never ate.

  8. Watch Home Alone. While you are home alone

  9. Pretend you didn’t fail finals. But you can’t hide it once your parents see Canvas.

Keep telling yourself that you will try harder second semester. And really mean it this time.

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