Top 10 Michaels

May 12, 2022 — by Nikhil Mathihalli and Arnav Swamy
Michael.
  1. Michael Jackson

The quintessential representation of pop. There’s got to be at least one song you like.

  1. Michael’s, the store

Saved all of your elementary school project needs.

  1. Mike Tyson

Good at boxing, convicted felon, bit someone’s ear off.

  1. Michael Phelps

Swimmer, most decorated Olympian. Not much else to say.

  1. Mick Jagger

Revolutionized rock and roll. His name just sounds epic.

  1. Mountain Mike’s

Provides the cafeteria pizza. Typically dripping profusely with grease.

  1. Michael Jordan

No need to explain. The GOAT.

  1. Michelangelo

The Renaissance artist who painted the Sistine Chapel. As AP Art History students, we feel morally obligated to add him here.

  1. Michael Reeves

Internet meme that creates objects like screaming Roombas and robot dogs that urinate beer.

  1. All the Michaels at SHS

There are a lot of Michaels at this school, like US History teacher Michael Betz, music teacher Michael Boitz, social studies MAP teacher Mike Davey, superintendent Michael Grove, school psychologist Michael Slone, and our own journalism adviser Michael Tyler. Without these Michaels, SHS could never run, and, of course, this article would never be able to be witnessed by the public. 

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