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As my parents never fail to point out, there are very few activities I am willing to get out of pajamas on a Saturday morning for.

For the record, I’m Miss Goody Two-Shoes. I still turn my phone off during class, the way everyone supposedly did in middle school, and my attendance record is spotless. The closest I’ve gotten to trouble is attending Saturday school, which I did as an experiment for newspaper.

Reporters pretend to be employees at Target for a day.

It takes a lot to answer that question. It’s been part of my life since I was 5.

Buying a fresh, new pack of pencils from OfficeMax can be described as one of the most magical moments life offers. Every time I complete my homework, I take a second to notice the amazing powers of the often under-appreciated pencil.

Pencils are high maintenance and bothersome. Of course, most writing utensils are — they stand in the tall shadow of life’s greatest gift: pens.

This is the story of two Princeton geniuses who graced our plebeian lives.

Anyone who follows our Snapchat stories is fully aware of our constant presence at Starbucks. Honestly, we spend more time sitting on their familiar couches than we do at our own respective homes.

“Old movies are so boring.”

Don’t ever say that around me unless you want to get slapped.

The new insanely addictive app called Trivia Crack has officially swept teens and teachers across the nation, destroying free time and friendships.