Valentine’s Day through the eyes of the double-dump champion February 1, 2022 — by Anonymous No Valentine’s Day passes without some outspoken, jaded edgelord making a grand proclamation that the day is a stupid holiday for stupid people, and happy people should be ashamed of themselves for lacking the decency to be miserable with the rest of us. As said edgelord, I make sure of it. While my eloquent declarations […] read more » My chaotic thoughts on foggy glasses January 31, 2022 — by Victoria Hu In third grade, my parents bought me my first pair of glasses, and I’ve been bespectacled ever since. One thing I’ve encountered throughout my long glasses-wearing career is foggy glasses. I’m sure anyone who has ever worn them can relate. Some kind of humidity — whether from your tea, your soup or your breath — […] read more » My biggest regret: Not stepping up the time I saw Sadie Sink January 31, 2022 — by Anjali Pai During the first week of August last year, I took a trip to New York City. As I stood in line at a French bistro called Buvette, I experienced what has become one of the biggest regrets of my life. This moment has lived in my mind rent free for the last five months and […] read more » All or nothing: Valentine’s Day gifts January 30, 2022 — by Jason Cheng It’s that time of year again, where you’re judged for being single and resented if you’re taken — it’s a lose-lose for everyone, really. For those of you with a special someone this Valentine’s Day, this means hauling your lazy butt off the couch and surprising your shawty with their fifth gift of the year. […] read more » Ranking the most elite chocolates January 30, 2022 — by Kavya Patel Dove Milk Chocolate Hearts This treat is a perfect gift for Valentine’s Day. It’s very simple, but the ultimate indulgence when you are craving a simple chocolate with reliable flavors. Lindt Milk Chocolate Truffles This candy is one of the few milk chocolates that isn’t too sweet. The packaging for the truffles allows you […] read more » Answers to ‘The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022’ January 29, 2022 — by Bill Yuan read more » The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022 January 28, 2022 — by Bill Yuan Across 1 The region of California that we are from, in slang 4 TV Channel that aired Teen Titans, The Powderpuff Girls, Ben 10, abbr. 6 Stock that was pumped by r/wallstreetbets in January last year 9 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen 12 A Brazilian state along the atlantic coast that is the eighth-largest Brazilian State […] read more » Living with nosebleeds January 23, 2022 — by Aiden Ye “Hey Dad, can we stop at the next gas station? I need to go to the bathroom.” What a lovely way to kill the excitement of a road trip or a long drive to Tahoe. This time, though, I didn’t have to stop to relieve myself; I had to deal with a bloody nose. I’ve […] read more » Reflecting on my 2021 musical journey January 23, 2022 — by Jason Cheng 2021 was my musical metamorphosis. After spending numerous hours sifting through Spotify’s recommended playlists, what began as a chaotic hodgepodge of arbitrary genres materialized into an organized and personalized collection of songs that have uncovered my deepest musical interests and what music truly means to me. My thousands of listening hours on Spotify have been […] read more » Perms lead to regrets. January 20, 2022 — by Shannon Ma I remember — as clearly as if it was yesterday — the day I walked into the hair salon with the naturally curly hair that had frustrated me for years, and walked out five hours later with the silky, bone-straight hair I had always wanted. I felt pure joy knowing that the days when a […] read more » firstprevious...102030...4142434445...5060708090...nextlast
My chaotic thoughts on foggy glasses January 31, 2022 — by Victoria Hu In third grade, my parents bought me my first pair of glasses, and I’ve been bespectacled ever since. One thing I’ve encountered throughout my long glasses-wearing career is foggy glasses. I’m sure anyone who has ever worn them can relate. Some kind of humidity — whether from your tea, your soup or your breath — […] read more » My biggest regret: Not stepping up the time I saw Sadie Sink January 31, 2022 — by Anjali Pai During the first week of August last year, I took a trip to New York City. As I stood in line at a French bistro called Buvette, I experienced what has become one of the biggest regrets of my life. This moment has lived in my mind rent free for the last five months and […] read more » All or nothing: Valentine’s Day gifts January 30, 2022 — by Jason Cheng It’s that time of year again, where you’re judged for being single and resented if you’re taken — it’s a lose-lose for everyone, really. For those of you with a special someone this Valentine’s Day, this means hauling your lazy butt off the couch and surprising your shawty with their fifth gift of the year. […] read more » Ranking the most elite chocolates January 30, 2022 — by Kavya Patel Dove Milk Chocolate Hearts This treat is a perfect gift for Valentine’s Day. It’s very simple, but the ultimate indulgence when you are craving a simple chocolate with reliable flavors. Lindt Milk Chocolate Truffles This candy is one of the few milk chocolates that isn’t too sweet. The packaging for the truffles allows you […] read more » Answers to ‘The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022’ January 29, 2022 — by Bill Yuan read more » The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022 January 28, 2022 — by Bill Yuan Across 1 The region of California that we are from, in slang 4 TV Channel that aired Teen Titans, The Powderpuff Girls, Ben 10, abbr. 6 Stock that was pumped by r/wallstreetbets in January last year 9 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen 12 A Brazilian state along the atlantic coast that is the eighth-largest Brazilian State […] read more » Living with nosebleeds January 23, 2022 — by Aiden Ye “Hey Dad, can we stop at the next gas station? I need to go to the bathroom.” What a lovely way to kill the excitement of a road trip or a long drive to Tahoe. This time, though, I didn’t have to stop to relieve myself; I had to deal with a bloody nose. I’ve […] read more » Reflecting on my 2021 musical journey January 23, 2022 — by Jason Cheng 2021 was my musical metamorphosis. After spending numerous hours sifting through Spotify’s recommended playlists, what began as a chaotic hodgepodge of arbitrary genres materialized into an organized and personalized collection of songs that have uncovered my deepest musical interests and what music truly means to me. My thousands of listening hours on Spotify have been […] read more » Perms lead to regrets. January 20, 2022 — by Shannon Ma I remember — as clearly as if it was yesterday — the day I walked into the hair salon with the naturally curly hair that had frustrated me for years, and walked out five hours later with the silky, bone-straight hair I had always wanted. I felt pure joy knowing that the days when a […] read more » firstprevious...102030...4142434445...5060708090...nextlast
My biggest regret: Not stepping up the time I saw Sadie Sink January 31, 2022 — by Anjali Pai During the first week of August last year, I took a trip to New York City. As I stood in line at a French bistro called Buvette, I experienced what has become one of the biggest regrets of my life. This moment has lived in my mind rent free for the last five months and […] read more » All or nothing: Valentine’s Day gifts January 30, 2022 — by Jason Cheng It’s that time of year again, where you’re judged for being single and resented if you’re taken — it’s a lose-lose for everyone, really. For those of you with a special someone this Valentine’s Day, this means hauling your lazy butt off the couch and surprising your shawty with their fifth gift of the year. […] read more » Ranking the most elite chocolates January 30, 2022 — by Kavya Patel Dove Milk Chocolate Hearts This treat is a perfect gift for Valentine’s Day. It’s very simple, but the ultimate indulgence when you are craving a simple chocolate with reliable flavors. Lindt Milk Chocolate Truffles This candy is one of the few milk chocolates that isn’t too sweet. The packaging for the truffles allows you […] read more » Answers to ‘The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022’ January 29, 2022 — by Bill Yuan read more » The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022 January 28, 2022 — by Bill Yuan Across 1 The region of California that we are from, in slang 4 TV Channel that aired Teen Titans, The Powderpuff Girls, Ben 10, abbr. 6 Stock that was pumped by r/wallstreetbets in January last year 9 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen 12 A Brazilian state along the atlantic coast that is the eighth-largest Brazilian State […] read more » Living with nosebleeds January 23, 2022 — by Aiden Ye “Hey Dad, can we stop at the next gas station? I need to go to the bathroom.” What a lovely way to kill the excitement of a road trip or a long drive to Tahoe. This time, though, I didn’t have to stop to relieve myself; I had to deal with a bloody nose. I’ve […] read more » Reflecting on my 2021 musical journey January 23, 2022 — by Jason Cheng 2021 was my musical metamorphosis. After spending numerous hours sifting through Spotify’s recommended playlists, what began as a chaotic hodgepodge of arbitrary genres materialized into an organized and personalized collection of songs that have uncovered my deepest musical interests and what music truly means to me. My thousands of listening hours on Spotify have been […] read more » Perms lead to regrets. January 20, 2022 — by Shannon Ma I remember — as clearly as if it was yesterday — the day I walked into the hair salon with the naturally curly hair that had frustrated me for years, and walked out five hours later with the silky, bone-straight hair I had always wanted. I felt pure joy knowing that the days when a […] read more » firstprevious...102030...4142434445...5060708090...nextlast
All or nothing: Valentine’s Day gifts January 30, 2022 — by Jason Cheng It’s that time of year again, where you’re judged for being single and resented if you’re taken — it’s a lose-lose for everyone, really. For those of you with a special someone this Valentine’s Day, this means hauling your lazy butt off the couch and surprising your shawty with their fifth gift of the year. […] read more » Ranking the most elite chocolates January 30, 2022 — by Kavya Patel Dove Milk Chocolate Hearts This treat is a perfect gift for Valentine’s Day. It’s very simple, but the ultimate indulgence when you are craving a simple chocolate with reliable flavors. Lindt Milk Chocolate Truffles This candy is one of the few milk chocolates that isn’t too sweet. The packaging for the truffles allows you […] read more » Answers to ‘The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022’ January 29, 2022 — by Bill Yuan read more » The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022 January 28, 2022 — by Bill Yuan Across 1 The region of California that we are from, in slang 4 TV Channel that aired Teen Titans, The Powderpuff Girls, Ben 10, abbr. 6 Stock that was pumped by r/wallstreetbets in January last year 9 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen 12 A Brazilian state along the atlantic coast that is the eighth-largest Brazilian State […] read more » Living with nosebleeds January 23, 2022 — by Aiden Ye “Hey Dad, can we stop at the next gas station? I need to go to the bathroom.” What a lovely way to kill the excitement of a road trip or a long drive to Tahoe. This time, though, I didn’t have to stop to relieve myself; I had to deal with a bloody nose. I’ve […] read more » Reflecting on my 2021 musical journey January 23, 2022 — by Jason Cheng 2021 was my musical metamorphosis. After spending numerous hours sifting through Spotify’s recommended playlists, what began as a chaotic hodgepodge of arbitrary genres materialized into an organized and personalized collection of songs that have uncovered my deepest musical interests and what music truly means to me. My thousands of listening hours on Spotify have been […] read more » Perms lead to regrets. January 20, 2022 — by Shannon Ma I remember — as clearly as if it was yesterday — the day I walked into the hair salon with the naturally curly hair that had frustrated me for years, and walked out five hours later with the silky, bone-straight hair I had always wanted. I felt pure joy knowing that the days when a […] read more » firstprevious...102030...4142434445...5060708090...nextlast
Ranking the most elite chocolates January 30, 2022 — by Kavya Patel Dove Milk Chocolate Hearts This treat is a perfect gift for Valentine’s Day. It’s very simple, but the ultimate indulgence when you are craving a simple chocolate with reliable flavors. Lindt Milk Chocolate Truffles This candy is one of the few milk chocolates that isn’t too sweet. The packaging for the truffles allows you […] read more » Answers to ‘The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022’ January 29, 2022 — by Bill Yuan read more » The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022 January 28, 2022 — by Bill Yuan Across 1 The region of California that we are from, in slang 4 TV Channel that aired Teen Titans, The Powderpuff Girls, Ben 10, abbr. 6 Stock that was pumped by r/wallstreetbets in January last year 9 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen 12 A Brazilian state along the atlantic coast that is the eighth-largest Brazilian State […] read more » Living with nosebleeds January 23, 2022 — by Aiden Ye “Hey Dad, can we stop at the next gas station? I need to go to the bathroom.” What a lovely way to kill the excitement of a road trip or a long drive to Tahoe. This time, though, I didn’t have to stop to relieve myself; I had to deal with a bloody nose. I’ve […] read more » Reflecting on my 2021 musical journey January 23, 2022 — by Jason Cheng 2021 was my musical metamorphosis. After spending numerous hours sifting through Spotify’s recommended playlists, what began as a chaotic hodgepodge of arbitrary genres materialized into an organized and personalized collection of songs that have uncovered my deepest musical interests and what music truly means to me. My thousands of listening hours on Spotify have been […] read more » Perms lead to regrets. January 20, 2022 — by Shannon Ma I remember — as clearly as if it was yesterday — the day I walked into the hair salon with the naturally curly hair that had frustrated me for years, and walked out five hours later with the silky, bone-straight hair I had always wanted. I felt pure joy knowing that the days when a […] read more » firstprevious...102030...4142434445...5060708090...nextlast
Answers to ‘The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022’ January 29, 2022 — by Bill Yuan read more » The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022 January 28, 2022 — by Bill Yuan Across 1 The region of California that we are from, in slang 4 TV Channel that aired Teen Titans, The Powderpuff Girls, Ben 10, abbr. 6 Stock that was pumped by r/wallstreetbets in January last year 9 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen 12 A Brazilian state along the atlantic coast that is the eighth-largest Brazilian State […] read more » Living with nosebleeds January 23, 2022 — by Aiden Ye “Hey Dad, can we stop at the next gas station? I need to go to the bathroom.” What a lovely way to kill the excitement of a road trip or a long drive to Tahoe. This time, though, I didn’t have to stop to relieve myself; I had to deal with a bloody nose. I’ve […] read more » Reflecting on my 2021 musical journey January 23, 2022 — by Jason Cheng 2021 was my musical metamorphosis. After spending numerous hours sifting through Spotify’s recommended playlists, what began as a chaotic hodgepodge of arbitrary genres materialized into an organized and personalized collection of songs that have uncovered my deepest musical interests and what music truly means to me. My thousands of listening hours on Spotify have been […] read more » Perms lead to regrets. January 20, 2022 — by Shannon Ma I remember — as clearly as if it was yesterday — the day I walked into the hair salon with the naturally curly hair that had frustrated me for years, and walked out five hours later with the silky, bone-straight hair I had always wanted. I felt pure joy knowing that the days when a […] read more » firstprevious...102030...4142434445...5060708090...nextlast
The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022 January 28, 2022 — by Bill Yuan Across 1 The region of California that we are from, in slang 4 TV Channel that aired Teen Titans, The Powderpuff Girls, Ben 10, abbr. 6 Stock that was pumped by r/wallstreetbets in January last year 9 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen 12 A Brazilian state along the atlantic coast that is the eighth-largest Brazilian State […] read more » Living with nosebleeds January 23, 2022 — by Aiden Ye “Hey Dad, can we stop at the next gas station? I need to go to the bathroom.” What a lovely way to kill the excitement of a road trip or a long drive to Tahoe. This time, though, I didn’t have to stop to relieve myself; I had to deal with a bloody nose. I’ve […] read more » Reflecting on my 2021 musical journey January 23, 2022 — by Jason Cheng 2021 was my musical metamorphosis. After spending numerous hours sifting through Spotify’s recommended playlists, what began as a chaotic hodgepodge of arbitrary genres materialized into an organized and personalized collection of songs that have uncovered my deepest musical interests and what music truly means to me. My thousands of listening hours on Spotify have been […] read more » Perms lead to regrets. January 20, 2022 — by Shannon Ma I remember — as clearly as if it was yesterday — the day I walked into the hair salon with the naturally curly hair that had frustrated me for years, and walked out five hours later with the silky, bone-straight hair I had always wanted. I felt pure joy knowing that the days when a […] read more » firstprevious...102030...4142434445...5060708090...nextlast
Living with nosebleeds January 23, 2022 — by Aiden Ye “Hey Dad, can we stop at the next gas station? I need to go to the bathroom.” What a lovely way to kill the excitement of a road trip or a long drive to Tahoe. This time, though, I didn’t have to stop to relieve myself; I had to deal with a bloody nose. I’ve […] read more » Reflecting on my 2021 musical journey January 23, 2022 — by Jason Cheng 2021 was my musical metamorphosis. After spending numerous hours sifting through Spotify’s recommended playlists, what began as a chaotic hodgepodge of arbitrary genres materialized into an organized and personalized collection of songs that have uncovered my deepest musical interests and what music truly means to me. My thousands of listening hours on Spotify have been […] read more » Perms lead to regrets. January 20, 2022 — by Shannon Ma I remember — as clearly as if it was yesterday — the day I walked into the hair salon with the naturally curly hair that had frustrated me for years, and walked out five hours later with the silky, bone-straight hair I had always wanted. I felt pure joy knowing that the days when a […] read more » firstprevious...102030...4142434445...5060708090...nextlast
Reflecting on my 2021 musical journey January 23, 2022 — by Jason Cheng 2021 was my musical metamorphosis. After spending numerous hours sifting through Spotify’s recommended playlists, what began as a chaotic hodgepodge of arbitrary genres materialized into an organized and personalized collection of songs that have uncovered my deepest musical interests and what music truly means to me. My thousands of listening hours on Spotify have been […] read more » Perms lead to regrets. January 20, 2022 — by Shannon Ma I remember — as clearly as if it was yesterday — the day I walked into the hair salon with the naturally curly hair that had frustrated me for years, and walked out five hours later with the silky, bone-straight hair I had always wanted. I felt pure joy knowing that the days when a […] read more » firstprevious...102030...4142434445...5060708090...nextlast
Perms lead to regrets. January 20, 2022 — by Shannon Ma I remember — as clearly as if it was yesterday — the day I walked into the hair salon with the naturally curly hair that had frustrated me for years, and walked out five hours later with the silky, bone-straight hair I had always wanted. I felt pure joy knowing that the days when a […] read more » firstprevious...102030...4142434445...5060708090...nextlast