College (Counselor) Confidential: What she would say if she could February 1, 2022 — by Selina Chen and Benjamin Li Recently, we mustered the courage to ask our private college counselor [name redacted] to write honestly on our behalf to some of our top schools. We have since each received a candid “letter of recommendation” she would write if she were to be our reference for colleges. While we neither endorse nor denounce her, we […] read more » What not to do on a first date February 1, 2022 — by Jason Cheng andAnjali Nuggehalli It doesn’t matter if you have nerves of steel when performing for a crowd of thousands or don’t even flinch skydiving out of an airplane: First dates are terrifying. While the awkward icebreaker phase is inevitable, there are certain things you should never do on a first date to make the evening as smooth as […] read more » Valentine’s Day through the eyes of the double-dump champion February 1, 2022 — by Anonymous No Valentine’s Day passes without some outspoken, jaded edgelord making a grand proclamation that the day is a stupid holiday for stupid people, and happy people should be ashamed of themselves for lacking the decency to be miserable with the rest of us. As said edgelord, I make sure of it. While my eloquent declarations […] read more » My chaotic thoughts on foggy glasses January 31, 2022 — by Victoria Hu In third grade, my parents bought me my first pair of glasses, and I’ve been bespectacled ever since. One thing I’ve encountered throughout my long glasses-wearing career is foggy glasses. I’m sure anyone who has ever worn them can relate. Some kind of humidity — whether from your tea, your soup or your breath — […] read more » My biggest regret: Not stepping up the time I saw Sadie Sink January 31, 2022 — by Anjali Pai During the first week of August last year, I took a trip to New York City. As I stood in line at a French bistro called Buvette, I experienced what has become one of the biggest regrets of my life. This moment has lived in my mind rent free for the last five months and […] read more » All or nothing: Valentine’s Day gifts January 30, 2022 — by Jason Cheng It’s that time of year again, where you’re judged for being single and resented if you’re taken — it’s a lose-lose for everyone, really. For those of you with a special someone this Valentine’s Day, this means hauling your lazy butt off the couch and surprising your shawty with their fifth gift of the year. […] read more » Ranking the most elite chocolates January 30, 2022 — by Kavya Patel Dove Milk Chocolate Hearts This treat is a perfect gift for Valentine’s Day. It’s very simple, but the ultimate indulgence when you are craving a simple chocolate with reliable flavors. Lindt Milk Chocolate Truffles This candy is one of the few milk chocolates that isn’t too sweet. The packaging for the truffles allows you […] read more » Answers to ‘The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022’ January 29, 2022 — by Bill Yuan read more » The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022 January 28, 2022 — by Bill Yuan Across 1 The region of California that we are from, in slang 4 TV Channel that aired Teen Titans, The Powderpuff Girls, Ben 10, abbr. 6 Stock that was pumped by r/wallstreetbets in January last year 9 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen 12 A Brazilian state along the atlantic coast that is the eighth-largest Brazilian State […] read more » Living with nosebleeds January 23, 2022 — by Aiden Ye “Hey Dad, can we stop at the next gas station? I need to go to the bathroom.” What a lovely way to kill the excitement of a road trip or a long drive to Tahoe. This time, though, I didn’t have to stop to relieve myself; I had to deal with a bloody nose. I’ve […] read more » firstprevious...102030...4041424344...5060708090...nextlast
What not to do on a first date February 1, 2022 — by Jason Cheng andAnjali Nuggehalli It doesn’t matter if you have nerves of steel when performing for a crowd of thousands or don’t even flinch skydiving out of an airplane: First dates are terrifying. While the awkward icebreaker phase is inevitable, there are certain things you should never do on a first date to make the evening as smooth as […] read more » Valentine’s Day through the eyes of the double-dump champion February 1, 2022 — by Anonymous No Valentine’s Day passes without some outspoken, jaded edgelord making a grand proclamation that the day is a stupid holiday for stupid people, and happy people should be ashamed of themselves for lacking the decency to be miserable with the rest of us. As said edgelord, I make sure of it. While my eloquent declarations […] read more » My chaotic thoughts on foggy glasses January 31, 2022 — by Victoria Hu In third grade, my parents bought me my first pair of glasses, and I’ve been bespectacled ever since. One thing I’ve encountered throughout my long glasses-wearing career is foggy glasses. I’m sure anyone who has ever worn them can relate. Some kind of humidity — whether from your tea, your soup or your breath — […] read more » My biggest regret: Not stepping up the time I saw Sadie Sink January 31, 2022 — by Anjali Pai During the first week of August last year, I took a trip to New York City. As I stood in line at a French bistro called Buvette, I experienced what has become one of the biggest regrets of my life. This moment has lived in my mind rent free for the last five months and […] read more » All or nothing: Valentine’s Day gifts January 30, 2022 — by Jason Cheng It’s that time of year again, where you’re judged for being single and resented if you’re taken — it’s a lose-lose for everyone, really. For those of you with a special someone this Valentine’s Day, this means hauling your lazy butt off the couch and surprising your shawty with their fifth gift of the year. […] read more » Ranking the most elite chocolates January 30, 2022 — by Kavya Patel Dove Milk Chocolate Hearts This treat is a perfect gift for Valentine’s Day. It’s very simple, but the ultimate indulgence when you are craving a simple chocolate with reliable flavors. Lindt Milk Chocolate Truffles This candy is one of the few milk chocolates that isn’t too sweet. The packaging for the truffles allows you […] read more » Answers to ‘The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022’ January 29, 2022 — by Bill Yuan read more » The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022 January 28, 2022 — by Bill Yuan Across 1 The region of California that we are from, in slang 4 TV Channel that aired Teen Titans, The Powderpuff Girls, Ben 10, abbr. 6 Stock that was pumped by r/wallstreetbets in January last year 9 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen 12 A Brazilian state along the atlantic coast that is the eighth-largest Brazilian State […] read more » Living with nosebleeds January 23, 2022 — by Aiden Ye “Hey Dad, can we stop at the next gas station? I need to go to the bathroom.” What a lovely way to kill the excitement of a road trip or a long drive to Tahoe. This time, though, I didn’t have to stop to relieve myself; I had to deal with a bloody nose. I’ve […] read more » firstprevious...102030...4041424344...5060708090...nextlast
Valentine’s Day through the eyes of the double-dump champion February 1, 2022 — by Anonymous No Valentine’s Day passes without some outspoken, jaded edgelord making a grand proclamation that the day is a stupid holiday for stupid people, and happy people should be ashamed of themselves for lacking the decency to be miserable with the rest of us. As said edgelord, I make sure of it. While my eloquent declarations […] read more » My chaotic thoughts on foggy glasses January 31, 2022 — by Victoria Hu In third grade, my parents bought me my first pair of glasses, and I’ve been bespectacled ever since. One thing I’ve encountered throughout my long glasses-wearing career is foggy glasses. I’m sure anyone who has ever worn them can relate. Some kind of humidity — whether from your tea, your soup or your breath — […] read more » My biggest regret: Not stepping up the time I saw Sadie Sink January 31, 2022 — by Anjali Pai During the first week of August last year, I took a trip to New York City. As I stood in line at a French bistro called Buvette, I experienced what has become one of the biggest regrets of my life. This moment has lived in my mind rent free for the last five months and […] read more » All or nothing: Valentine’s Day gifts January 30, 2022 — by Jason Cheng It’s that time of year again, where you’re judged for being single and resented if you’re taken — it’s a lose-lose for everyone, really. For those of you with a special someone this Valentine’s Day, this means hauling your lazy butt off the couch and surprising your shawty with their fifth gift of the year. […] read more » Ranking the most elite chocolates January 30, 2022 — by Kavya Patel Dove Milk Chocolate Hearts This treat is a perfect gift for Valentine’s Day. It’s very simple, but the ultimate indulgence when you are craving a simple chocolate with reliable flavors. Lindt Milk Chocolate Truffles This candy is one of the few milk chocolates that isn’t too sweet. The packaging for the truffles allows you […] read more » Answers to ‘The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022’ January 29, 2022 — by Bill Yuan read more » The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022 January 28, 2022 — by Bill Yuan Across 1 The region of California that we are from, in slang 4 TV Channel that aired Teen Titans, The Powderpuff Girls, Ben 10, abbr. 6 Stock that was pumped by r/wallstreetbets in January last year 9 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen 12 A Brazilian state along the atlantic coast that is the eighth-largest Brazilian State […] read more » Living with nosebleeds January 23, 2022 — by Aiden Ye “Hey Dad, can we stop at the next gas station? I need to go to the bathroom.” What a lovely way to kill the excitement of a road trip or a long drive to Tahoe. This time, though, I didn’t have to stop to relieve myself; I had to deal with a bloody nose. I’ve […] read more » firstprevious...102030...4041424344...5060708090...nextlast
My chaotic thoughts on foggy glasses January 31, 2022 — by Victoria Hu In third grade, my parents bought me my first pair of glasses, and I’ve been bespectacled ever since. One thing I’ve encountered throughout my long glasses-wearing career is foggy glasses. I’m sure anyone who has ever worn them can relate. Some kind of humidity — whether from your tea, your soup or your breath — […] read more » My biggest regret: Not stepping up the time I saw Sadie Sink January 31, 2022 — by Anjali Pai During the first week of August last year, I took a trip to New York City. As I stood in line at a French bistro called Buvette, I experienced what has become one of the biggest regrets of my life. This moment has lived in my mind rent free for the last five months and […] read more » All or nothing: Valentine’s Day gifts January 30, 2022 — by Jason Cheng It’s that time of year again, where you’re judged for being single and resented if you’re taken — it’s a lose-lose for everyone, really. For those of you with a special someone this Valentine’s Day, this means hauling your lazy butt off the couch and surprising your shawty with their fifth gift of the year. […] read more » Ranking the most elite chocolates January 30, 2022 — by Kavya Patel Dove Milk Chocolate Hearts This treat is a perfect gift for Valentine’s Day. It’s very simple, but the ultimate indulgence when you are craving a simple chocolate with reliable flavors. Lindt Milk Chocolate Truffles This candy is one of the few milk chocolates that isn’t too sweet. The packaging for the truffles allows you […] read more » Answers to ‘The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022’ January 29, 2022 — by Bill Yuan read more » The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022 January 28, 2022 — by Bill Yuan Across 1 The region of California that we are from, in slang 4 TV Channel that aired Teen Titans, The Powderpuff Girls, Ben 10, abbr. 6 Stock that was pumped by r/wallstreetbets in January last year 9 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen 12 A Brazilian state along the atlantic coast that is the eighth-largest Brazilian State […] read more » Living with nosebleeds January 23, 2022 — by Aiden Ye “Hey Dad, can we stop at the next gas station? I need to go to the bathroom.” What a lovely way to kill the excitement of a road trip or a long drive to Tahoe. This time, though, I didn’t have to stop to relieve myself; I had to deal with a bloody nose. I’ve […] read more » firstprevious...102030...4041424344...5060708090...nextlast
My biggest regret: Not stepping up the time I saw Sadie Sink January 31, 2022 — by Anjali Pai During the first week of August last year, I took a trip to New York City. As I stood in line at a French bistro called Buvette, I experienced what has become one of the biggest regrets of my life. This moment has lived in my mind rent free for the last five months and […] read more » All or nothing: Valentine’s Day gifts January 30, 2022 — by Jason Cheng It’s that time of year again, where you’re judged for being single and resented if you’re taken — it’s a lose-lose for everyone, really. For those of you with a special someone this Valentine’s Day, this means hauling your lazy butt off the couch and surprising your shawty with their fifth gift of the year. […] read more » Ranking the most elite chocolates January 30, 2022 — by Kavya Patel Dove Milk Chocolate Hearts This treat is a perfect gift for Valentine’s Day. It’s very simple, but the ultimate indulgence when you are craving a simple chocolate with reliable flavors. Lindt Milk Chocolate Truffles This candy is one of the few milk chocolates that isn’t too sweet. The packaging for the truffles allows you […] read more » Answers to ‘The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022’ January 29, 2022 — by Bill Yuan read more » The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022 January 28, 2022 — by Bill Yuan Across 1 The region of California that we are from, in slang 4 TV Channel that aired Teen Titans, The Powderpuff Girls, Ben 10, abbr. 6 Stock that was pumped by r/wallstreetbets in January last year 9 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen 12 A Brazilian state along the atlantic coast that is the eighth-largest Brazilian State […] read more » Living with nosebleeds January 23, 2022 — by Aiden Ye “Hey Dad, can we stop at the next gas station? I need to go to the bathroom.” What a lovely way to kill the excitement of a road trip or a long drive to Tahoe. This time, though, I didn’t have to stop to relieve myself; I had to deal with a bloody nose. I’ve […] read more » firstprevious...102030...4041424344...5060708090...nextlast
All or nothing: Valentine’s Day gifts January 30, 2022 — by Jason Cheng It’s that time of year again, where you’re judged for being single and resented if you’re taken — it’s a lose-lose for everyone, really. For those of you with a special someone this Valentine’s Day, this means hauling your lazy butt off the couch and surprising your shawty with their fifth gift of the year. […] read more » Ranking the most elite chocolates January 30, 2022 — by Kavya Patel Dove Milk Chocolate Hearts This treat is a perfect gift for Valentine’s Day. It’s very simple, but the ultimate indulgence when you are craving a simple chocolate with reliable flavors. Lindt Milk Chocolate Truffles This candy is one of the few milk chocolates that isn’t too sweet. The packaging for the truffles allows you […] read more » Answers to ‘The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022’ January 29, 2022 — by Bill Yuan read more » The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022 January 28, 2022 — by Bill Yuan Across 1 The region of California that we are from, in slang 4 TV Channel that aired Teen Titans, The Powderpuff Girls, Ben 10, abbr. 6 Stock that was pumped by r/wallstreetbets in January last year 9 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen 12 A Brazilian state along the atlantic coast that is the eighth-largest Brazilian State […] read more » Living with nosebleeds January 23, 2022 — by Aiden Ye “Hey Dad, can we stop at the next gas station? I need to go to the bathroom.” What a lovely way to kill the excitement of a road trip or a long drive to Tahoe. This time, though, I didn’t have to stop to relieve myself; I had to deal with a bloody nose. I’ve […] read more » firstprevious...102030...4041424344...5060708090...nextlast
Ranking the most elite chocolates January 30, 2022 — by Kavya Patel Dove Milk Chocolate Hearts This treat is a perfect gift for Valentine’s Day. It’s very simple, but the ultimate indulgence when you are craving a simple chocolate with reliable flavors. Lindt Milk Chocolate Truffles This candy is one of the few milk chocolates that isn’t too sweet. The packaging for the truffles allows you […] read more » Answers to ‘The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022’ January 29, 2022 — by Bill Yuan read more » The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022 January 28, 2022 — by Bill Yuan Across 1 The region of California that we are from, in slang 4 TV Channel that aired Teen Titans, The Powderpuff Girls, Ben 10, abbr. 6 Stock that was pumped by r/wallstreetbets in January last year 9 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen 12 A Brazilian state along the atlantic coast that is the eighth-largest Brazilian State […] read more » Living with nosebleeds January 23, 2022 — by Aiden Ye “Hey Dad, can we stop at the next gas station? I need to go to the bathroom.” What a lovely way to kill the excitement of a road trip or a long drive to Tahoe. This time, though, I didn’t have to stop to relieve myself; I had to deal with a bloody nose. I’ve […] read more » firstprevious...102030...4041424344...5060708090...nextlast
Answers to ‘The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022’ January 29, 2022 — by Bill Yuan read more » The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022 January 28, 2022 — by Bill Yuan Across 1 The region of California that we are from, in slang 4 TV Channel that aired Teen Titans, The Powderpuff Girls, Ben 10, abbr. 6 Stock that was pumped by r/wallstreetbets in January last year 9 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen 12 A Brazilian state along the atlantic coast that is the eighth-largest Brazilian State […] read more » Living with nosebleeds January 23, 2022 — by Aiden Ye “Hey Dad, can we stop at the next gas station? I need to go to the bathroom.” What a lovely way to kill the excitement of a road trip or a long drive to Tahoe. This time, though, I didn’t have to stop to relieve myself; I had to deal with a bloody nose. I’ve […] read more » firstprevious...102030...4041424344...5060708090...nextlast
The Falcon Crossword: Friday, January 28, 2022 January 28, 2022 — by Bill Yuan Across 1 The region of California that we are from, in slang 4 TV Channel that aired Teen Titans, The Powderpuff Girls, Ben 10, abbr. 6 Stock that was pumped by r/wallstreetbets in January last year 9 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen 12 A Brazilian state along the atlantic coast that is the eighth-largest Brazilian State […] read more » Living with nosebleeds January 23, 2022 — by Aiden Ye “Hey Dad, can we stop at the next gas station? I need to go to the bathroom.” What a lovely way to kill the excitement of a road trip or a long drive to Tahoe. This time, though, I didn’t have to stop to relieve myself; I had to deal with a bloody nose. I’ve […] read more » firstprevious...102030...4041424344...5060708090...nextlast
Living with nosebleeds January 23, 2022 — by Aiden Ye “Hey Dad, can we stop at the next gas station? I need to go to the bathroom.” What a lovely way to kill the excitement of a road trip or a long drive to Tahoe. This time, though, I didn’t have to stop to relieve myself; I had to deal with a bloody nose. I’ve […] read more » firstprevious...102030...4041424344...5060708090...nextlast