‘Wonder Woman’ wows 2017 December 7, 2017 — by Ryan Kim Wonder Woman proclaimed best movie of 2017 read more » College applicant tries to be frank — with bad results December 7, 2017 — by Anonymous Columnist parodys the common app. read more » Underrated Celtics have a good shot at making the finals December 7, 2017 — by Patrick Li and Roland Shen Reporters argue that the Celtics actually have a good chance to make the playoffs. read more » ACHOO-sing the tree goes wrong November 30, 2017 — by Caitlyn Chen Senior Caitlyn Chen recounts how her sister's allergy to the Christmas tree did not dim her family's spirit. read more » Spy car under the tree instead of desired DS November 30, 2017 — by Jeffrey Xu Sophomore Jeffrey Xu remembers his childhood dissapointment at not recieving the present he had wanted read more » Toy train mishap ruins Christmas November 30, 2017 — by Roland Shen Senior Roland Shen remembers how a dinner guest destroyed his favorite toy read more » Staff editorial: Move-ember not the best initiative to reduce student stress November 28, 2017 — by Victor Liu Reporter shares his opinion on the pitfalls of Move-ember. read more » Casual racist remarks, actions are not OK November 27, 2017 — by Elicia Ye Senior shares her opinion on the impact of recent racist incidents. read more » Streetlights in Saratoga are the streetright solution November 27, 2017 — by Amith Galivanche Senior's walks have lead him to discover a severe lack of streetlights. read more » Ten tips for a great formal asking November 27, 2017 — by Jay Kim and Victor Liu 10. Do a public asking without letting the girl know beforehand. You might get rejected, but at least people will know you tried. 9. Do a flash mob asking with your friends. Many tropical birds do mating dances — why can’t you? 8. Send a Facebook message to everyone you’ve said hi to before in the hallways. The key is to cast a wide net first. 7. Ask in the quad in front of the whole school so everyone knows your date is taken. Who knows if your date will decide to go with someone else last minute? 6. If you can’t find a date, just tell everyone you have a girlfriend in college. Don’t worry, we totally believe you guys. 5. Be vigilant. Don’t ask other people to find you a date. 4. Stay vigilant. There are girls at other nearby schools like Mitty that might still say yes to you. 3. Don’t make the lame excuse of having prioritized SAT over formal. The SAT starts at 8 a.m.; Formal starts 10 hours later. 2. Check out farmersonly.com. You may not be a farmer, but you can sure harvest a reputation of desperation. 1. If all else fails, just ask your mom! At least she’ll give you a ride to the venue. read more » firstprevious...1020304050...101102103104105...110120130140...nextlast
College applicant tries to be frank — with bad results December 7, 2017 — by Anonymous Columnist parodys the common app. read more » Underrated Celtics have a good shot at making the finals December 7, 2017 — by Patrick Li and Roland Shen Reporters argue that the Celtics actually have a good chance to make the playoffs. read more » ACHOO-sing the tree goes wrong November 30, 2017 — by Caitlyn Chen Senior Caitlyn Chen recounts how her sister's allergy to the Christmas tree did not dim her family's spirit. read more » Spy car under the tree instead of desired DS November 30, 2017 — by Jeffrey Xu Sophomore Jeffrey Xu remembers his childhood dissapointment at not recieving the present he had wanted read more » Toy train mishap ruins Christmas November 30, 2017 — by Roland Shen Senior Roland Shen remembers how a dinner guest destroyed his favorite toy read more » Staff editorial: Move-ember not the best initiative to reduce student stress November 28, 2017 — by Victor Liu Reporter shares his opinion on the pitfalls of Move-ember. read more » Casual racist remarks, actions are not OK November 27, 2017 — by Elicia Ye Senior shares her opinion on the impact of recent racist incidents. read more » Streetlights in Saratoga are the streetright solution November 27, 2017 — by Amith Galivanche Senior's walks have lead him to discover a severe lack of streetlights. read more » Ten tips for a great formal asking November 27, 2017 — by Jay Kim and Victor Liu 10. Do a public asking without letting the girl know beforehand. You might get rejected, but at least people will know you tried. 9. Do a flash mob asking with your friends. Many tropical birds do mating dances — why can’t you? 8. Send a Facebook message to everyone you’ve said hi to before in the hallways. The key is to cast a wide net first. 7. Ask in the quad in front of the whole school so everyone knows your date is taken. Who knows if your date will decide to go with someone else last minute? 6. If you can’t find a date, just tell everyone you have a girlfriend in college. Don’t worry, we totally believe you guys. 5. Be vigilant. Don’t ask other people to find you a date. 4. Stay vigilant. There are girls at other nearby schools like Mitty that might still say yes to you. 3. Don’t make the lame excuse of having prioritized SAT over formal. The SAT starts at 8 a.m.; Formal starts 10 hours later. 2. Check out farmersonly.com. You may not be a farmer, but you can sure harvest a reputation of desperation. 1. If all else fails, just ask your mom! At least she’ll give you a ride to the venue. read more » firstprevious...1020304050...101102103104105...110120130140...nextlast
Underrated Celtics have a good shot at making the finals December 7, 2017 — by Patrick Li and Roland Shen Reporters argue that the Celtics actually have a good chance to make the playoffs. read more » ACHOO-sing the tree goes wrong November 30, 2017 — by Caitlyn Chen Senior Caitlyn Chen recounts how her sister's allergy to the Christmas tree did not dim her family's spirit. read more » Spy car under the tree instead of desired DS November 30, 2017 — by Jeffrey Xu Sophomore Jeffrey Xu remembers his childhood dissapointment at not recieving the present he had wanted read more » Toy train mishap ruins Christmas November 30, 2017 — by Roland Shen Senior Roland Shen remembers how a dinner guest destroyed his favorite toy read more » Staff editorial: Move-ember not the best initiative to reduce student stress November 28, 2017 — by Victor Liu Reporter shares his opinion on the pitfalls of Move-ember. read more » Casual racist remarks, actions are not OK November 27, 2017 — by Elicia Ye Senior shares her opinion on the impact of recent racist incidents. read more » Streetlights in Saratoga are the streetright solution November 27, 2017 — by Amith Galivanche Senior's walks have lead him to discover a severe lack of streetlights. read more » Ten tips for a great formal asking November 27, 2017 — by Jay Kim and Victor Liu 10. Do a public asking without letting the girl know beforehand. You might get rejected, but at least people will know you tried. 9. Do a flash mob asking with your friends. Many tropical birds do mating dances — why can’t you? 8. Send a Facebook message to everyone you’ve said hi to before in the hallways. The key is to cast a wide net first. 7. Ask in the quad in front of the whole school so everyone knows your date is taken. Who knows if your date will decide to go with someone else last minute? 6. If you can’t find a date, just tell everyone you have a girlfriend in college. Don’t worry, we totally believe you guys. 5. Be vigilant. Don’t ask other people to find you a date. 4. Stay vigilant. There are girls at other nearby schools like Mitty that might still say yes to you. 3. Don’t make the lame excuse of having prioritized SAT over formal. The SAT starts at 8 a.m.; Formal starts 10 hours later. 2. Check out farmersonly.com. You may not be a farmer, but you can sure harvest a reputation of desperation. 1. If all else fails, just ask your mom! At least she’ll give you a ride to the venue. read more » firstprevious...1020304050...101102103104105...110120130140...nextlast
ACHOO-sing the tree goes wrong November 30, 2017 — by Caitlyn Chen Senior Caitlyn Chen recounts how her sister's allergy to the Christmas tree did not dim her family's spirit. read more » Spy car under the tree instead of desired DS November 30, 2017 — by Jeffrey Xu Sophomore Jeffrey Xu remembers his childhood dissapointment at not recieving the present he had wanted read more » Toy train mishap ruins Christmas November 30, 2017 — by Roland Shen Senior Roland Shen remembers how a dinner guest destroyed his favorite toy read more » Staff editorial: Move-ember not the best initiative to reduce student stress November 28, 2017 — by Victor Liu Reporter shares his opinion on the pitfalls of Move-ember. read more » Casual racist remarks, actions are not OK November 27, 2017 — by Elicia Ye Senior shares her opinion on the impact of recent racist incidents. read more » Streetlights in Saratoga are the streetright solution November 27, 2017 — by Amith Galivanche Senior's walks have lead him to discover a severe lack of streetlights. read more » Ten tips for a great formal asking November 27, 2017 — by Jay Kim and Victor Liu 10. Do a public asking without letting the girl know beforehand. You might get rejected, but at least people will know you tried. 9. Do a flash mob asking with your friends. Many tropical birds do mating dances — why can’t you? 8. Send a Facebook message to everyone you’ve said hi to before in the hallways. The key is to cast a wide net first. 7. Ask in the quad in front of the whole school so everyone knows your date is taken. Who knows if your date will decide to go with someone else last minute? 6. If you can’t find a date, just tell everyone you have a girlfriend in college. Don’t worry, we totally believe you guys. 5. Be vigilant. Don’t ask other people to find you a date. 4. Stay vigilant. There are girls at other nearby schools like Mitty that might still say yes to you. 3. Don’t make the lame excuse of having prioritized SAT over formal. The SAT starts at 8 a.m.; Formal starts 10 hours later. 2. Check out farmersonly.com. You may not be a farmer, but you can sure harvest a reputation of desperation. 1. If all else fails, just ask your mom! At least she’ll give you a ride to the venue. read more » firstprevious...1020304050...101102103104105...110120130140...nextlast
Spy car under the tree instead of desired DS November 30, 2017 — by Jeffrey Xu Sophomore Jeffrey Xu remembers his childhood dissapointment at not recieving the present he had wanted read more » Toy train mishap ruins Christmas November 30, 2017 — by Roland Shen Senior Roland Shen remembers how a dinner guest destroyed his favorite toy read more » Staff editorial: Move-ember not the best initiative to reduce student stress November 28, 2017 — by Victor Liu Reporter shares his opinion on the pitfalls of Move-ember. read more » Casual racist remarks, actions are not OK November 27, 2017 — by Elicia Ye Senior shares her opinion on the impact of recent racist incidents. read more » Streetlights in Saratoga are the streetright solution November 27, 2017 — by Amith Galivanche Senior's walks have lead him to discover a severe lack of streetlights. read more » Ten tips for a great formal asking November 27, 2017 — by Jay Kim and Victor Liu 10. Do a public asking without letting the girl know beforehand. You might get rejected, but at least people will know you tried. 9. Do a flash mob asking with your friends. Many tropical birds do mating dances — why can’t you? 8. Send a Facebook message to everyone you’ve said hi to before in the hallways. The key is to cast a wide net first. 7. Ask in the quad in front of the whole school so everyone knows your date is taken. Who knows if your date will decide to go with someone else last minute? 6. If you can’t find a date, just tell everyone you have a girlfriend in college. Don’t worry, we totally believe you guys. 5. Be vigilant. Don’t ask other people to find you a date. 4. Stay vigilant. There are girls at other nearby schools like Mitty that might still say yes to you. 3. Don’t make the lame excuse of having prioritized SAT over formal. The SAT starts at 8 a.m.; Formal starts 10 hours later. 2. Check out farmersonly.com. You may not be a farmer, but you can sure harvest a reputation of desperation. 1. If all else fails, just ask your mom! At least she’ll give you a ride to the venue. read more » firstprevious...1020304050...101102103104105...110120130140...nextlast
Toy train mishap ruins Christmas November 30, 2017 — by Roland Shen Senior Roland Shen remembers how a dinner guest destroyed his favorite toy read more » Staff editorial: Move-ember not the best initiative to reduce student stress November 28, 2017 — by Victor Liu Reporter shares his opinion on the pitfalls of Move-ember. read more » Casual racist remarks, actions are not OK November 27, 2017 — by Elicia Ye Senior shares her opinion on the impact of recent racist incidents. read more » Streetlights in Saratoga are the streetright solution November 27, 2017 — by Amith Galivanche Senior's walks have lead him to discover a severe lack of streetlights. read more » Ten tips for a great formal asking November 27, 2017 — by Jay Kim and Victor Liu 10. Do a public asking without letting the girl know beforehand. You might get rejected, but at least people will know you tried. 9. Do a flash mob asking with your friends. Many tropical birds do mating dances — why can’t you? 8. Send a Facebook message to everyone you’ve said hi to before in the hallways. The key is to cast a wide net first. 7. Ask in the quad in front of the whole school so everyone knows your date is taken. Who knows if your date will decide to go with someone else last minute? 6. If you can’t find a date, just tell everyone you have a girlfriend in college. Don’t worry, we totally believe you guys. 5. Be vigilant. Don’t ask other people to find you a date. 4. Stay vigilant. There are girls at other nearby schools like Mitty that might still say yes to you. 3. Don’t make the lame excuse of having prioritized SAT over formal. The SAT starts at 8 a.m.; Formal starts 10 hours later. 2. Check out farmersonly.com. You may not be a farmer, but you can sure harvest a reputation of desperation. 1. If all else fails, just ask your mom! At least she’ll give you a ride to the venue. read more » firstprevious...1020304050...101102103104105...110120130140...nextlast
Staff editorial: Move-ember not the best initiative to reduce student stress November 28, 2017 — by Victor Liu Reporter shares his opinion on the pitfalls of Move-ember. read more » Casual racist remarks, actions are not OK November 27, 2017 — by Elicia Ye Senior shares her opinion on the impact of recent racist incidents. read more » Streetlights in Saratoga are the streetright solution November 27, 2017 — by Amith Galivanche Senior's walks have lead him to discover a severe lack of streetlights. read more » Ten tips for a great formal asking November 27, 2017 — by Jay Kim and Victor Liu 10. Do a public asking without letting the girl know beforehand. You might get rejected, but at least people will know you tried. 9. Do a flash mob asking with your friends. Many tropical birds do mating dances — why can’t you? 8. Send a Facebook message to everyone you’ve said hi to before in the hallways. The key is to cast a wide net first. 7. Ask in the quad in front of the whole school so everyone knows your date is taken. Who knows if your date will decide to go with someone else last minute? 6. If you can’t find a date, just tell everyone you have a girlfriend in college. Don’t worry, we totally believe you guys. 5. Be vigilant. Don’t ask other people to find you a date. 4. Stay vigilant. There are girls at other nearby schools like Mitty that might still say yes to you. 3. Don’t make the lame excuse of having prioritized SAT over formal. The SAT starts at 8 a.m.; Formal starts 10 hours later. 2. Check out farmersonly.com. You may not be a farmer, but you can sure harvest a reputation of desperation. 1. If all else fails, just ask your mom! At least she’ll give you a ride to the venue. read more » firstprevious...1020304050...101102103104105...110120130140...nextlast
Casual racist remarks, actions are not OK November 27, 2017 — by Elicia Ye Senior shares her opinion on the impact of recent racist incidents. read more » Streetlights in Saratoga are the streetright solution November 27, 2017 — by Amith Galivanche Senior's walks have lead him to discover a severe lack of streetlights. read more » Ten tips for a great formal asking November 27, 2017 — by Jay Kim and Victor Liu 10. Do a public asking without letting the girl know beforehand. You might get rejected, but at least people will know you tried. 9. Do a flash mob asking with your friends. Many tropical birds do mating dances — why can’t you? 8. Send a Facebook message to everyone you’ve said hi to before in the hallways. The key is to cast a wide net first. 7. Ask in the quad in front of the whole school so everyone knows your date is taken. Who knows if your date will decide to go with someone else last minute? 6. If you can’t find a date, just tell everyone you have a girlfriend in college. Don’t worry, we totally believe you guys. 5. Be vigilant. Don’t ask other people to find you a date. 4. Stay vigilant. There are girls at other nearby schools like Mitty that might still say yes to you. 3. Don’t make the lame excuse of having prioritized SAT over formal. The SAT starts at 8 a.m.; Formal starts 10 hours later. 2. Check out farmersonly.com. You may not be a farmer, but you can sure harvest a reputation of desperation. 1. If all else fails, just ask your mom! At least she’ll give you a ride to the venue. read more » firstprevious...1020304050...101102103104105...110120130140...nextlast
Streetlights in Saratoga are the streetright solution November 27, 2017 — by Amith Galivanche Senior's walks have lead him to discover a severe lack of streetlights. read more » Ten tips for a great formal asking November 27, 2017 — by Jay Kim and Victor Liu 10. Do a public asking without letting the girl know beforehand. You might get rejected, but at least people will know you tried. 9. Do a flash mob asking with your friends. Many tropical birds do mating dances — why can’t you? 8. Send a Facebook message to everyone you’ve said hi to before in the hallways. The key is to cast a wide net first. 7. Ask in the quad in front of the whole school so everyone knows your date is taken. Who knows if your date will decide to go with someone else last minute? 6. If you can’t find a date, just tell everyone you have a girlfriend in college. Don’t worry, we totally believe you guys. 5. Be vigilant. Don’t ask other people to find you a date. 4. Stay vigilant. There are girls at other nearby schools like Mitty that might still say yes to you. 3. Don’t make the lame excuse of having prioritized SAT over formal. The SAT starts at 8 a.m.; Formal starts 10 hours later. 2. Check out farmersonly.com. You may not be a farmer, but you can sure harvest a reputation of desperation. 1. If all else fails, just ask your mom! At least she’ll give you a ride to the venue. read more » firstprevious...1020304050...101102103104105...110120130140...nextlast
Ten tips for a great formal asking November 27, 2017 — by Jay Kim and Victor Liu 10. Do a public asking without letting the girl know beforehand. You might get rejected, but at least people will know you tried. 9. Do a flash mob asking with your friends. Many tropical birds do mating dances — why can’t you? 8. Send a Facebook message to everyone you’ve said hi to before in the hallways. The key is to cast a wide net first. 7. Ask in the quad in front of the whole school so everyone knows your date is taken. Who knows if your date will decide to go with someone else last minute? 6. If you can’t find a date, just tell everyone you have a girlfriend in college. Don’t worry, we totally believe you guys. 5. Be vigilant. Don’t ask other people to find you a date. 4. Stay vigilant. There are girls at other nearby schools like Mitty that might still say yes to you. 3. Don’t make the lame excuse of having prioritized SAT over formal. The SAT starts at 8 a.m.; Formal starts 10 hours later. 2. Check out farmersonly.com. You may not be a farmer, but you can sure harvest a reputation of desperation. 1. If all else fails, just ask your mom! At least she’ll give you a ride to the venue. read more » firstprevious...1020304050...101102103104105...110120130140...nextlast