Addison Ma
The Falcon’s podium of top 10’s.
Top 10: Ways to Procrastinate
The best way to procrastinate is exactly what Saratoga students need. How to waste the precious time they don’t have filled with their extensive list of extracurricular activities.
Top 10: Numbers
Nicole Lee’s commentary on numbers is a prime example of top level reporting, which I never knew I needed. And I still do not think I need it.
Top 10: quotes from former British prime minister Boris Johnson
I know this is my story, but I truly have a comedic talent unmatched by other writers. Let it settle in while you read this, this man led the UK.
Top 10: people to leave out of your Thanksgiving dinner invites
What a way to celebrate the season of giving, without the people you don’t like.
Top 10: Ways to ghost
Not many people on this staff need to learn how to ghost, but it might help them know when they’re getting ghosted.
Top 10: Pickup lines to woo your crush with
Journalism students are really struggling at the moment to find the next love of their lives. I sent the link in our discord so hopefully we will have dates for prom.
Top 10: Ways to get over a rejection of any kind
Again, Falcons have used this many times. Love comes to those who wait for it.
Top 10: worst (real) takes heard in the Journalism room
The journalism program has some of the best takes on campus. The raw emotions of Room 303 are unmatched, and if you want to know who said what, DM the writer on Instagram at @sarahrachthomas.
Top 10: Geese on Campus
Another banger from Nicole Lee comes from her rating of geese. I was unsure we even had 10 geese on campus but leave it to Nicole to find it.
Top 10: effective rizz techniques
This story remains one the most popular stories on our website by views. It sat at the top of most popular stories for weeks, and for that Allison Tan deserves the award for the Best Top 10.