Shirina Cao
If all of our icks culminated into one man, this is what he would look like.
Brawl Stars addictions
Brawl Stars during class, during tutorial, during lunch and after school: It’s called an addiction for a reason.
Tucking your shirt into your pants
It looks like you have zero social life. Did you come from a private school? Loosen up and wear your shirts normally.
Walking with duck feet
I can’t take you seriously if you’re standing in ballet first position. Unless you are a “ballerino,” why are you walking around with your feet turned out all of the time?
Not wearing socks with shoes
I could be having such a great day at school, and then some boy wearing flip flops kicks off his shoes and starts playing footsies with me. Please don’t bring your raw dawgs to school!
Not sneezing into your elbow
Mythbusters showed us that sneezes can travel 9.5 feet. Guess that’s how far I’ll be staying from you from now on!
When you’re deathly allergic to peanuts
Imagine going in to kiss your boyfriend and he stops you to ask if you recently ate a Snickers.
Owning three shirts — and all are free merch from competitions or companies
I know you like to study 24/7 but please consider taking a trip to the mall.
When your hair has a pillow dent
Pro tip: Look in the mirror before you leave the house.
Being an only child
We’re putting you at number two because you can’t be number one all the time.
Tight jeans
They’re both uncomfortable for you to wear and for us to see. Seeing boys in tights during ballet class has traumatized us enough; please don’t let it continue outside the studio.