- Latissimus dorsi: the back
Think an upside down slice of pizza. A big, warm, delicious slice of pizza.
- Gastrocnemius: the calves
Similar to how ladies’ ankles were glorified in the 19th century, catching a sight of a well-sculpted calf is a rarity — and for a good reason.
- Masseter: the jaw
Whoever designed anime faces has done something right — those guys have jaws sharp enough to give a paper cut. Maybe that’s why Gojo Satoru has so many fans.
Also, Timothée Chalamet.
- Gluteus maximus: the booty
Air squats are the holy grail of freshmen P.E. — listen to Ms. Aoki and take notes well!
- Orbicularis oculi: the eyes
Remember this: Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. Sleep well!
- Rectus abdominis: 12-pack
Abs … like steel? Or like six loaves of bread in a French patisserie, greeting you with their buttery scent and golden complexion. I could get used to that.
- Biceps brachii: the guns
There is a reason why in every family movie the “big man” names and kisses each one of his biceps. Nothing more attractive than a lump of flesh on your upper arm, right? Hot tip: Ask Mr. Welander how to get them.
- Dermal sheath muscle: the hair regeneration muscle
Who needs hair growth serum when your dermal sheath itself has gains?
- Myocardium: the heart
Did you learn anything from “Beauty and the Beast”?
- Levator anguli oris: the smile
A dazzling smile a day keeps the dentist away. Clearly, you’ve already gone through the gauntlet of metal tools poking around in your mouth.
